The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

Next week's looks suitably "interesting", I can't believe I'm still watching this.

oh where to start
Nicole is very unlikable and her face irritates me no end

Debbie 400 psychics does that mean them crappy telephone one's,shes a big fat fraud and a teen model rea boob's though and did anybody think that she sounded so like lauren speech wise

Tanya awful as always common as muck and dont you know she is spiritual and has found the lord,oh lord isall i can say silly bint

Seema get away girl mixing with these will ruin your reputation and really she cant be getting anything out of it out

Lauren it all be said but does anybody remember her perfume launch lo

Lystra think's she is Naomi Campbell,tits and bum so so gross and thinks she is something special,i wonder if she attends church looking like a hooker and awful taste in everything from clothes to furnishings

oh rachel sweet rachel i like her but like seema imo needs to get out and leave the rest to it

thats my view anyway

@Iamthewombat

I really laughed when the bus drove past Nicole’s front door, when Rachel was going in. The exterior shots of their houses are obviously selectively shot!

Me too! Not quite as glamorous as we are lead to believe!

This seems to have morphed into something else, was it always this strange? The stairs therapy? I felt sorry for Nicole when she tried to make peace with Lystra. She couldn't say anything to make it better.
More importantly, how on earth does anyone manage with those fingernails?

Oh my days Debbie is an absolute tool isn't she!

I never thought I'd say I felt sorry for Nicole, but I did last night.

Well, Debbie seems to be managing the stairs ok at that hotel. Has her phobia gone? She keeps going on about that crystal ball. What with that and Lystra's coat, Nicole can't win.

Oooh, saw them filming today.

Somewhere really not that posh 😂

Seen them there before too, years ago.

Debbie seems really familiar to me ... has she been on TV before? Or have I just seen her knocking around the local Sainso

@TheSaltLine

Oooh, saw them filming today.

Somewhere really not that posh 😂

Seen them there before too, years ago.

Where were they? I'm a 'local' too! 🙌

Tennis at the Tytherington Club. They have done golf before there.

Well, Debbie seems to be managing the stairs ok at that hotel. Has her phobia gone?

Haha yes, I thought this too. Strolling downstairs in her burlesque outfit without a quiver. Those Speakmans are geniuses! Why doesn’t somebody give them their own show? Oh, hang on. I withdraw that remark.

However I was soon distracted by the pure horror of (1) Nick and Royston dragged up in Cher-style high cut sequinned bodysuits and (2) the sight of the RHOC attempting to do sexy burlesque dancing. I bet those unfortunate waiters laughed their heads off when they were safely out of range of Lystra and Lauren perving over them.

The faces are so plastic now that Ester’s looks refreshingly natural.

last night's was terrible its so staged and see the gruesome twosome turned up

actually it was embarrassing

Agreed. It's an absolute pantomime now. We just need to Boo & Hiss.

I do like pantomimes though .

I can't bear to watch it now Lauren's back. All I remember is reading on here what an awful bully she was at school. She's starting to resemble a drag queen.

I know someone who was approached to be in the programme. Shes lovely and lives in tracksuits. She said no and ran a mile!!
All that non existent drama you have to come up with just to stay on the show. It's like watching pampered schoolgirls let loose in a pub.

At least Dawn Ward’s ‘woman who starts all the fights’ job is filled now, by Nicole.

BTW: Lystra’s parti-coloured beige and orange zip up jersey bodysuit. No. The image is burned into my retinas.

i think that Debbie is a little bit of a lune and didnt take her long to start a war

i only watch on catch up if nothing else is on,its really had its day and its just rinse and repeat and there are to many unlikable characters now to hold an audience

and lystra is to much for me in every way

I'm really struggling with this season too. I only like Seema and Rachel.

I heard through the grape vine that Dawn and family are moving to Dubai in a couple of weeks.

Meant months, not weeks.

@Snoken

I'm really struggling with this season too. I only like Seema and Rachel.

I heard through the grape vine that Dawn and family are moving to Dubai in a couple of weeks.

agree about seema and rachel

really what about ashleys parents or are they surplus now she is not on the show

I heard through the grape vine that Dawn and family are moving to Dubai in a couple of weeks.

If we’re really lucky we might get a ‘Dawn takes Dubai’ programme. Doesn’t the dreaded Lisa Scott Lee run a dance school there? That is a scrap I would watch. Like a Poundland Joan Crawford v Bette Davis, minus talent.

Doesn’t Darcy’s awful fiance sell Mr Whippy in the Middle East? Maybe Dawn will drive one of the vans!

"Poundland Joan Crawford v Bette Davis" 😂😂 brilliant!
What about the accusations of racism, and possession of a substance?
I know that they've been trying to sell Warford Hall for years.

I miss Dawn Ward.. she was the only reason I watched this 😩

Guess who?

Anyhoo…

I’ve only just caught up, bar one or two episodes.

And that is a few hours I’m never going to get back.

TB may have found the Lord but when she did that she released her Herod too. I used to like Tan but she has been an utter cahnt to Nicole. And new TB is about as welcomes the TB.

As we are on this subject of cahnts, we have Lacklystra. That one is a disgrace. With no grace.

And even bigger mitts than manhand’s which is a medical miracle.

And an arse and humps to match the size of that yapping gob.

And the talking in the third person? Where’s that third person hiding one asks?

And the new dame? Nope. We’ve gone sooking the wrong arses haven’t we dear? Go back to your baws. You’ll find it next to all the dicks you were throwing around.

Drama Queen.

Nicole. I feel terribly sorry for her being amongst this pack of harpies. Fucking being asked to apologise to a coat…. Nicole is as imperfect as the rest of us but she isn’t deserving of the piley-on.

Fed up with the mummy stuff. Cute though he is. My ears are about as scabby as the nips I’m that fed up of hearing about.

Though Han is sensible. And has the measure of the new coven. I like both her and Nicole.

Lauren. Fucked at 50? If you say so. We were all too polite to say so. But she has a good heart sometimes.

Seems? The walking talking version of tramadol. Who wields a great fat feckin spoon. Smug and smirky cahnt. She looked like she loved that stir at the birthday party. Eh hun?

Slugo? Trying to be nicely this season? True colours were shown last season mate. Her eyes are going the same way as mamasims’s.

Same aesthetician as her ex by the look of it.

And the return of fester and the grim twins? And the portrait of Royston gray? Christ.

Mr Ambassador you are really spoiling us

About as welcome as the TB. Not welcomes.

Meh.