The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

Loving it!!

You may think I’m a B’stard - and you’d be right!

Mine doesn’t work but at least it is true… 😳

Tanya's gone a bit strange with her Lystra friendship, as Sheldon says, but occasionally, she's still funny. I had to laugh when Rachel had her eyelids done, and she asked her if she kept the bits of skin!!

I’m not wearing a gold lamé evening frock for the opening titles. Just saying.

And I won’t claim the centre spot either. I’ll leave that for one of you treasures.

Mainly because if I stood front and centre my harris would prevent you from standing alongside.

I will be mainly clutching a mobile and will be donning a kaftan.

Tanya is sweet and funny but this season she is acting like the company she keeps.

I like it not.

Keeping eye skin though??? 🥴

It would be like that lass on Naked Attraction turning her trimmed bits into a jazzy necklace

Horrified! Fortunately I never saw that!

The bits were ‘bits’ and they were clarted in glitter and set in clear resin.

I took one for the team.

My eyes are still burning.

Bloody hell. I wish Ted Heath was still in power and I knew nothing of such things.

🤣

Snap!

I’ll be the one wearing a ‘MuuMuu’ adorned with a bedazzled cat and sporting a permanent, stapled on face mask (even though post July 19th) clutching a can of ‘Dawn Ward Stay Gone’ spray.

I can guarantee Lauren will try and knick said ‘MuuMuu’ - it’ll be right up her alley.

@MrsCatE that's such a brilliant image!!!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard and @Maireas I suppose it’ll just be us three in the line up - unless tele company develops superwidescreen format.

Anyone has ‘Skillz’ re transferring our descriptions to paper? I will attempt but next week because basically intend to keep my Gin buzz going for a while; Cheshire Champagne i.e Prosecco my arse.

I think I am going to be absent from your beyootiful lineup.

No matter how I can describe myself, as soon as they see me shambling in their direction, the producers of the real housewives of MN will batten down the hatches.

I’m not a housewife, house or wife and so I’d flout trade descriptions.

And to be. fair, I reckon I’m more of a 10yrs younger/GokWan rescue package candidate.

Sigh.

And I’m not sure they could make me tv ready.

If we were a radio show I’m in! 🤣

Well. Should this be taken up by the BBC, Real Housewives of Mumsnet would be totally worth the licence fee. Even on radio !

It would be interesting no? 🤔

still want gokked though

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I’ve got a face for radio too! Result!

In my head I am Sophia Loren my little flowers.

Reality? Not so much

I bet you're better company! (no disrespect, Sophia)

Is there summat I should know maireas? 😵‍💫

As you know i can be a bit gobby (was on fine form on a now deleted bunfight last night - some quality work 😉) but I am positively sparkly mostly.

Mostly… 🥴 ☺️

It's good to be gobby! What thread was that? Next time, ping me a message and I'll join in the gobbiness

Summat about a delivery man diagnosing subsidence.

Clearly one that started off in a credible way then went nuclearhairyhandies.

Sublime.

I had a ball. OP took exception to me a little bit. So I went full beam 😁

It was a bit fast paced - I didn’t think to summon the troops 😉

If I find myself going buns a go-go again, I shall of course be pingy now I have authority 😉

I do some of my best work when I’m indignant. 😁

I bet you do!! Did you give her advice on delivery men/subsidence?

Subsidence.

I got told I was of low birth 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It went a little bit squint after that 😆