The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

I totally agree. I saw her in real life once and she is absolutely stunning, no need to do all those things to her body. No idea what is with the nails, they are disguising

I can't believe how rude these women are to one another.

I'm still watching! I find Elle fascinating. I think she's gorgeous and glamorous but I don't understand how she looks so much older than she is. It really is an extreme version of feminity portrayed on the show. I often wonder what I would look like next to them in all my perimenopausal weight gain, no plastic surgery and minimal make up glory. Must be a lot of pressure on them.

Yes elle is so glamorous

Was everyone visiting Ambika going via her back door or something as I thought the dining table and chairs at the entrance looked well weird.
Also I can't put my finger on what it is that looks out of place on Elle. Everything is so exaggerated on her face and then she has this teeny tiny body. It's all out of proportion.

@IjustbelieveinMe perhaps the giant fake boobs!

Why do they have to shriek like banshees - so very unladylike

I don't know why I still watch it. It's so formulaic:
Let's not have any drama, ladies.
DRAMA HAPPENS (usually related to new comer)
Let's draw a line underneath this, ladies. When the chips are down, we all have each other's back.

But maybe that's the beauty of it, like a Murder She Wrote episode in that you can relax into the formula (showing my age there)

But then, all hell breaks loose at the reunion! And in the next series they are back to nights out and girls' trips. Am I over thinking this? 😆

I love this show

Despite my last message, I have watched every single series and I will continue. I'm too far in now to give up!

All the fuss about Lauren - she lost, wasn't she voted first out ? They're so up themselves.

I loved the rent-a-crowd vibe! I did laugh when she came out in the bin, though. She's got a sense of humour about herself to do that.

It was nice to see Hanna. I realise why she's not doing it anymore with being busy with her business and two small children, but she was one of my favourites.

They do all seem to be ripping into Rachael.

I like Rachel, I do wonder if it's all smoke and mirrors with her though. She lives in the same village as me and I was sat having a coffee a couple of weekends ago and she pulled up in her car, parked across the road from me and went into a bar. That evening on Insta she wrote 'what a beautiful day for a walk, we walked into to village for lunch' .. 🤣🤣

Ooh @AubreysMonkey that's a brilliant piece of intel. Stay on high alert and keep feeding back!

I was once on holiday and was in the same hotel as one of the lesser-known RHOC. Clearly had a load of work done on her face. Was doing some sort of AMA on insta and said with a straight face ‘I’ve never had botox” 🤥

She then posted about her wonderful family lunch with quality time. I had just sat next to her and her family and none of them said a word to each other for the entire time and spent all of it on their phones…..

Was it one whose name begins with S, by any chance?...

It was… 😂

TBF it could probably apply to all of them! There's been a definite shift over the past few years to celebs (I use the term loosely) hanging on about "family time" and how precious it is. I remember a thread on here a few years ago with the OP speechless with fury about this - as he/she pointed out, that's literally just living your actual life if you have a family 😁

What did we think of Joe and Michael Jackson's cupcake launch? I think they're being sold in Iceland. Do i recognise Joe's business partner as being married to one of Dawn's daughters.

Fair play to them dressing up in theme for Joe's event. I highly doubt any of them actually ate one of the cakes though.

Elle could be in her late 30s/40s.
There's no youthful bloom. I don't know why she's been so unpleasant to Rachel. Lystra fascinates me with what she's done to herself. I have to wonder why?

Apparently she is 26. She seems very mature.

What is the point of the sleazy slimeballs Nick and Royston??? Now Dawn's out of the picture they're up Ampika's arse. Speaking of the latter her dress sense has got even worse. At the Menagerie party she appeared to be wearing a pullover and trousers - 'Im just popping to the corner shop for a pint of milk luv' vibes. For the cupcake party she fixed Pasties, dabbed on a bit of glue and rolled around her glitter strewn kitchen floor for a bit. Elle 'my boyfriend's considerably older than me' (he doesn't look it) won worst outfit - I couldn't unsee the Camel Toe.

They were slagging Ampika off, weren't they? Talking about her much older boyfriend the other week.

Yeah I doubt any of them ate any. Each one is 223 cals each so I’d imagine El in particular ran away from them. I just looked at the list of ingredients and I definitely won’t be buying any….They seem to be the epitome of UPF’s 😳 There are cheaper ways to eat complete shite IMO.

IngredientsChocolate flake: Icing Sugar, Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed, Palm), Sugar, Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Egg, Dried Whole Milk, Modified Maize Starch, Whey Powder (Milk), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Strawberry Purée, Dextrose, Glucose Syrup, Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Disodium Diphosphate), Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Mono-and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids, Polyglycerol Esters of Fatty Acids, SoyaLecithins), Flavouring, Preservatives (Potassium Sorbate, Calcium Propionate), Acidity Regulators (Monocalcium Phosphate, Citric Acid, Trisodium Citrate, Potassium Hydroxide), Strawberry Concentrate, Maize Starch, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Colour (Anthocyanins), Thickener (Xanthan Gum)
Bubblegum sauce: Icing Sugar, Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed, Palm, Palm Kernel), Sugar, Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Egg, Modified Maize Starch, Whey Powder (Milk), Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Disodium Diphosphate), Emulsifiers (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids, Polyglycerol Esters of Fatty Acids), Maize Starch, Flavouring, Rice Flour, Preservatives (Potassium Sorbate, Calcium Propionate), Glucose Syrup, Acidity Regulators (Monocalcium Phosphate, Citric Acid, Trisodium Citrate, Potassium Hydroxide), Colours (Beetroot Red, Anthocyanins, Paprika Extract, Brilliant Blue FCF, Beta-Carotene), Invert Sugar Syrup, Thickeners (Xanthan Gum, Acacia Gum), Safflower Concentrate, Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum), Humectant (Glycerol), Spirulina Concentrate, Gelling Agent (Pectin)

Ampika is ‘in a relationship’ with David Sullivan, the 75 year-old diminutive pornographer king who part owns West Ham united. He is nobody’s fool so I very much doubt Ampika is going to get her hands on the cash - even his actual wife lived in a house next door to him with their children. He used to own the The daily/Sunday Sport newspaper group which he sold for £££’s many years ago. He was the chap who originally gave Karren Brady her break as the MD of Birmingham FC when she was in her twenties. I can only imagine the eyerolls….