The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Whar can I say....even more of a pantomime than I was expecting, bigger cars, tacky clothing (lauren in squeaky latex trousers!) , awful make up and more contrived stories than ever, it doesn't disappoint

Well, she seems to be very comfortably off.

😂 Have you seen on her Insta the outfit she was turned away from a restaurant abroad last week in? Made El’s negligee number a couple of weeks ago look modest…😳

I’d wager she did well from her divorce. The rest I reckon is smoke and mirrors.

I like Joe, when it shows Nicole and Joe together, she seems so different compared with how prickly and reactive she can be.

Bloody hell! To nights episode, what on earth has happened to Tanya, she looks like she has had a stroke - she can't move her face properly.

Sheena can get in the bin too - she's really annoyed me this season.

I watched it earlier. I don’t understand why they’ve introduced El or Paige. They are the wrong age group for this sort of thing. As was the ghastly Hannah.

I wish they’d get rid of Lystra also - she’s just not a nice personality. Ampika was someone I was glad to see the back of once before.

Love Brian though 😂

They're all dressed up but when they open their mouths, it's garbage and foul language that comes out. I wouldn't want to swap my life for theirs.

I'm behind with my viewing and I've only just watched the episode with Nicole's birthday party. Her and Jo do seem very happy together - he seems very attentive.

I thought Tanya was truly lovely when she told Paige that she was a great mum, when Paige was feeling criticised by Lauren. Thought that was compassionate.

Watched the reunion episode last night. I see what you mean about Tanya - she really didn't seem herself. I thought it was funny though when she said she opens new comers with open arms. She hated Stacey and Hanna when they joined, so not 100% true.

I can’t be doing with Tanya and that awful
“I’m mad, me” faux nonsense - it really makes my teeth itch.

@Netaporter - thankfully, l must have missed Ampika's attempt at 'one upping' El (Elle / Ellie / Elllll . . .?) because my Corneas haven't been burnt off.
Bloody hell re Tanya - I assume her Botox was performed by someone who usually does dodgy Brazilian butt lifts from an unlicensed 'beauty' salon in Salford or by another OG HW's 'clinic' (not Ampika).
To echo your comment re 'I'm mad, me!' it was boring from the start. I bet she was looking around the Donkey Sanctuary for a grate to accidentally jam her faux LV heel into but drew the line at falling face first into Donkey poo contaminated ditches.
Nick and Royston continue to try and embed themselves into the franchise - when will a high up pull the plug on them!
Sleaze personified.

Ascot yesterday. I’m including the link to the Daily Fail because the comments do not disappoint…😂

His shoes tho 🙈

Sorry link

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13550603/Real-Housewives-Cheshires-Ampika-Pickston-billionaire-fianc-David-Sullivan-Ascot.html

The Willy Wonka comment did make me laugh. I actually think she looks lovely, but purple is tough to pull off.