5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

Can’t believe I missed the action man heid!!!! Does he have the switch at the back of his neck for the eagle eyes?

Marfa has well and truly got the mouth covered with the hand up his jackanory....

I am crying inside for you cheeseandlobster

You poor, poor bstard 😱

Gutted at missing masterchef too. NOT a good day.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Guess who I would marry???

Micko. Get it up ye all!!!

Mick

You are getting married to Mick! Your marriage would have zero dramas and zero stresses - there would be no bickering because neither of you can be bothered to be petty. You'd move to the farm and live in your new work boots. Hot!

You utter Micko stealing wench!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

As bitchy as this is, Marfaaaa really looked better with black hair. She looks like she needs a deep conditioning treatment on it here

Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied....like her vocals...

Can’t wait for tonight’s episode. Was going to have an early night but I’ve given myself a shake and a cold dog walk and I’m raring to go!
Master chef on record plus Would I lie to you?

@Cheeseandlobster

Omfg. I am Maaaarfffffa. Fucking Martha. I HATE Martha. We couldnt be more opposite.

And I am marrying Matthew. Ffs. Matthew. What on earth went wrong?

Woah that's harsh...I mean bad enough being Marf but getting Matthew? Still, your mate Jess can sell you a toy to make up for all that six you aren't getting....

@Sunbird24

I have a scheduling issue - Masterchef starts at 9 and MAFS will still be going! So I apologise if I accidentally post a “Fuck Off Gregggg!!” in here...

Surely you mean "fuck off you gurning podge faced greengrocer"?! I wonder if he'll find the opportunity to show off his fab abs, he seems to have been on every tv show doing it...ugh....I cannot watch masterchuff just in case he does, I need protecting.

Why can't I find it in the schedule tonight? What time is it on? And where??

E4 8.30

Oh, I was looking at ITV2 for some reason. Phew! Thank you!

I dont know what I'm going to do with myself after tomorrow nights part 2 ep

Is it on tomorrow too? I thought this was the last one tonight?

Me too.

Not on tomorrow. This is the end...

What will be make this ultra sweet is reading @SheldonesqueIsUnwell 's narrative read along when I get up tomorrow.

Now let's get this finished!

Where's the grand finale that I've seen people make mention to?

Cyrell’s got the grey make up on again...

I didn't watch from the very start, interesting seeing the weddings.
At the very beginning was there any info on the matching process and how they match the couples - or just man + woman = hope for spark/love or just max drama?

They do lots of questions, tests etc they never go into full detail of the process o don’t think.

@TheRogueApostrophe

Where's the grand finale that I've seen people make mention to?

This is the finale for this series. You might have seen people talking about a reunion show that has people in from a few of the seasons maybe?

@Geepee71

I didn't watch from the very start, interesting seeing the weddings. At the very beginning was there any info on the matching process and how they match the couples - or just man + woman = hope for spark/love or just max drama?

They tend to just say "she's really kind and balanced and that's just what he needs" type stuff. We don't see anything more indepth than that so no idea what really happens...maybe pob shuffles the cards...

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Has Jess come as Little Bo Peep ?

It's a rip (or ripped...meant to be frills I guess) roaring shocker isn't it!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

As bitchy as this is, Marfaaaa really looked better with black hair. She looks like she needs a deep conditioning treatment on it here

baaaaaabe! why so meeeeeean?

I think Heidi has been so true to herself here. Reckon the previous few weeks must’ve been quite a journey for her.

I want to know where Lizzie's wheelie case is with the shitload of makeup she's trowelled on.