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5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 27/02/2021 21:22

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

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ImInStealthMode · 24/03/2021 19:57

Late to the game but just about to watch episode 41!! (of series 6). Hoping against hope that Jess gets her comeuppance 🤞🏻 I'm not sure I'll watch any more though, I don't think my DP would still be living here by the end of it.

As an aside I was sneaking on Marfa's Instagram earlier (in hopes I find that her life has imploded too) and saw her new look. Took a while to click who she reminded me of with that hair and completely vacant stare but once I saw it I couldn't unsee it Confused

5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock
5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 24/03/2021 20:27

Oh you are a bastard after my own heart @ImInStealthMode Grin

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ImInStealthMode · 24/03/2021 20:30

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell Guilty as charged GrinGrinGrin

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 24/03/2021 20:33

So wrong but almost uncanny...

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TitsInAbsentia · 24/03/2021 21:14

Well didn't she get a new identity!!!

TitsInAbsentia · 24/03/2021 21:14

@PradaBallbag

Anthony apparently became one of the most hated men in Australia after that series!

Yes - Susan and the cowboy are lovely together. I suspect they don't make it because of the distance between them. (No spoilers!)

Simon is also lovely.

Andrew (matched with Cheryl after his first bride legged it) is just turning out to be a pig!

Oh but Jonesy according to the twins is a great guy...yeah, maybe he is as a mate but not as a partner.
ImInStealthMode · 24/03/2021 21:21

@TitsInAbsentia

Well didn't she get a new identity!!!
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ImInStealthMode · 24/03/2021 21:37

Well I watched the last episode! I feel wrung out! A few thoughts (sorry if they're not unique I haven't had time to RTFT).

SPOILERS if I'm not actually the last person on earth to have watched it.

• Jules and Cam are what dreams are made of.

• Heidi is beautiful and so much better off without Mike and his Lego-head and his thoughts on everything and everyone.

• Thought how uncomfortable Innes' dress must be and then remembered she's a snek so it's probably fine for her what with the skin shedding and all. Warmed to her a tiny bit when she stuck up for Liz. She seems a bit humbled by the whole experience.

• Delighted by Jess' sudden horrified realisation that she was indeed being filmed the whole time, and Tam/Mick's utterly undisguised glee at her public downfall.

• No bloody wonder Sam didn't show up is it? Dickhead.

• Where were Matt & Lauren? Were they there? I blinked and missed them if they were.

• Sad that Ning & Mark didn't work out. I hated her at first but really warmed up to her.

• Good on Nick for having knocked back Jess. Howled at Cyrell still beating him up for not telling her at the time.

• Martha is actually Maxine Carr enjoying a new not-so-anonymous life, as shockingly revealed upthread.

• Realise it's a very small sample size but worried about the direct correlation between amount of lip-filler present and likelihood of being an utter bitch. Feel more research is needed on the link.

LizzieMacQueen · 31/03/2021 18:47

I'm resurrecting the thread just as the series disappears from All4. Wow. Just finished ep 41. I'm not sure I would have started if I knew what a marathon it would be.

My feelings are Mike really thought he was hotter ( & punching below) and fancied Jess.

Ines was truly horrible - thought she must be a plant, an actress.

I liked Cyrell & Nic the best and was really hoping Mark & Ning would stay together.

Going to look them all up on Instagram now.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 31/03/2021 21:38

You will barely recognise the ‘girls’...

Longing for Mafs 7 to be on normal telly. 🥳

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