5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

Aw I’m gutted i wish Heidi and Mike could have worked through stuff to be together even if it was for a short period. When they are good they are good but when they are bad they are bad together.

I hope they could be friends at least

Well this is a little emosh! Dammit I admit it - I LIKE Heidi and Mike!

Ahhh fuck, I've already seen this once and I'm still bloody greetin!

Well I wasn't expecting that 😭

Pob REALLY hates Heidi

What is his problem?

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Completely ignoring all the emotions... anyone else think Heidis boobs look amazing... envious!!

And her skin always looks luminous and perfect, AND her sparkly eyeshadow doesn't crease or end up all over her face. She does however need to sort that bloody parting out 😁

Shame they don't focus more in the psychology, surely the couples could learn from that?

@StormyLovesOdd

Fucknuckle 😂fabulous user name 😂. and I'm nodding along with you re Jess and Martha discussing money from parents 🤮 and did anyone else think Jessie's Dad did NOT look like he had that kind of money to splash around

Jess’s dad looks like the sort of man who spends his days shouting at pigeons outside the off licence. no idea where he’s getting five grand from to drop on lip fillers and hooker shoes for Jess.

OMG Martha still controlling Michael for clapping Cyrell! 😯

God Martha is a bitch

The highlights are hysterical!

I hope they show Michael some of Martha's worst moments. She's awful.

Go Cyrell!

Love that Martha was shown with the creepy face mask on!

@theliverpoolone

I hope they show Michael some of Martha's worst moments. She's awful.

He doesn't seem to care.

So Cyrell gets best moments but not Nic ☹️

Lizzy’s got a golden nose

Respect for Lizzy, kudos girl.

Ong that was brutal for Elizabeth

Oh shut up Mike

Wow I bow to y'all - Mike's a twat after all. Done himself no favours with that smug little intervention.