5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

Oh god defo @StormyLovesOdd, unless he'd just got it from his latest bank robbery or drugs deal!

@MarkRuffaloCrumble

You're Jules and Cameron. You're like the mum and dad of the group. On a night out, you're the one calling the Uber, paying for the taxi (you'd never ask people to pay you back a quid) and taking people to the loo to be sick. A hero

That quiz is bollocks! I did not say I ordered the Uber and I said I’d go home with her if she bought me chips. Damn lies!

Don't lie, I bet you even got your marigolds out to clean up the chippy chunder...

I just did the quiz which guy will you marry and I'm frankly disabloodypointed...there was no way of skewing my answers to micko...I'm not even sure he's in the algos....

*Cameron
You would be married to Cameron! This short king is ready to settle down and make a serious go of marriage. You'd have children in no time, live a lovely big house with an even bigger garden, and have an all-round wholesome existence. *

Short King? Children? Fark no....

It had better not be Pob...

Guess who I would marry???

Micko. Get it up ye all!!!

Mick

You are getting married to Mick! Your marriage would have zero dramas and zero stresses - there would be no bickering because neither of you can be bothered to be petty. You'd move to the farm and live in your new work boots. Hot!

StormyLovesOdd
I thought Jess was talking about a Sugar Daddy as in " Daddy will pay ". 🤮

I just wanted to add a quick thank you for the warm welcome and acceptance of my lurkness. It was great to see another fellow lurker come forth too!

Itching in my seat for tonight episode! And all your fabulous, insightful and hilarious commentary.
Reading these threads are almost as exciting as the actual show!

I have no idea what I'm going to do when this is finished!

As bitchy as this is, Marfaaaa really looked better with black hair. She looks like she needs a deep conditioning treatment on it here

I’m proper gutted to not be with you but my cold black heart will be 🖤

Marfa looks brassy. And not hair you could toss with a swish.

Talking about tosses, I wonder how much shaking goes on with the sheiks.

I’m that sick about missing tonight I could spew. 😢

Why couldn’t we have the ixpert with integrity? Hasn’t the mute one left?

Talking about tosses, I wonder how much shaking goes on with the sheiks.

Aka shaking the sheikh

How did you all do the quiz? Lolling at Sheldon being Cyrell mind you I’d be happy with that!
What will we do once it’s finito! I might have to rewatch Cyrell take down of Maarfa a few hundred times!

Mattymattymanbun has more swishy hair than Marfa now.

Still cowking at all the daddies 🤢

I’m still rejoicing at bagsing Micko boilyheidy 🥰

Cyrilness just icing 🧁🤣

Well apparently I am Jules and I would marry Cam- not sure about that!

Omg how have I missed this thread 😭

Can’t wait for tonight’s, love island Australia also starts tonight which may help fill the void until series 7! Fun fact Cyrell has a baby with Eden from love island Australia!

Also agree about Martha’s hair, needs a good toner and also a fan of Jess’s fit brother, he deffo sells class A’s and breaks girls hearts for fun tho 😂😂😂

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Mattymattymanbun has more swishy hair than Marfa now.

Still cowking at all the daddies 🤢

Not in the pic on the earnings story! He’s MattymattyActionManHeid in that photo...

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Mattymattymanbun has more swishy hair than Marfa now.

Still cowking at all the daddies 🤢

He's shaved his head, I did wonder if Maria would appreciate Michael's luscious long locks on a permanent basis but according to images in one of the newspapers today he's got a no.1 all over!

I have a scheduling issue - Masterchef starts at 9 and MAFS will still be going! So I apologise if I accidentally post a “Fuck Off Gregggg!!” in here...

Omfg. I am Maaaarfffffa. Fucking Martha. I HATE Martha. We couldnt be more opposite.

And I am marrying Matthew. Ffs. Matthew. What on earth went wrong?

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Why couldn’t we have the ixpert with integrity? Hasn’t the mute one left?

Which one is the U.K. getting? Is it Mel "head tilt" Schilling?