5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

It's sad that despite Marfa and Jess' behaviour they are still so popular

Jules is beautiful inside and out.

Ah jules looks great in that photo - love it. And Jess has the thousand-cock-stare of a sex doll, which will come in handy promoting dildos.

On Marfa's Instagram she put a semi naked post on and a company (can't remember what they were selling) commented 'omg, obsessed with you' and said they wanted to DM her so they could send her their products.
My nephew has an Instagram account for his dog and gets those kinds of offers all the time

Finaaaaly caught up with youse!

I've been watching these threads through my fingers babes.

Cant wait for Monday.
I've loved and hated my first MAFS but heaven to Betsy, it's kept me hooked!

Place marking for Monday, cheers

janejeffer from last thread (now full)

She had a big falling out with Jess and has been accused of cheating on Michael several times including while she was on the programme and hooking up with a sheikh in order to afford all the designer gear she is so fond of because Michael only has a teacher's salary! Ines was involved in accusing her of these things also. Now given that they're all liars I don't know who to believe!

Well, Prada doesn’t buy itself....🧐

Actually looking forward to Monday for once!

Martha was also accused of cheating on Michael with Jess's (fit as fuck in a prison kinda way) brother

Oooh Marfa you dirty girl 😂😂 so when she says 'daddy' puts money in her account she means sugar daddy.!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Martha was also accused of cheating on Michael with Jess's (fit as fuck in a prison kinda way) brother

Ew really? I thought he'd be a bit rough for her!

I 100percent think martha cheated on micheal and I wouldn't surprise if she has sugar daddy's. She had lose morals that girl she actively encourages ines and jess to cheat on the show.

I just did the "Which MAFSA" girl are you?" quiz from the earnings link above and got:

Jules
You're Jules! Your ideal Saturday night is watching seven true-crime episodes back-to-back on Netflix whilst in your dressing gown with a glass on rose. You're family oriented and have a history of long term relationships. You're ready to settle down for the quiet life with an abundance of children and dogs.

couldn't be better

I’m Cyril.

You're Cyrell! You have a bit of a hot temper at times when your partner is being a tit, but you are extremely loyal and always aim to resolve arguments quick

You aren’t surprised are you really ?

To be honest I’m just fecking relieved I’m not one of the insta twins

Lauren

You're Lauren. You have the patience of a saint, but everyone has their limits. You're open to trying new things and having fun, and require a partner who is on the same page as you. Aka, not Matthew x

Also glad I’m not an insta! Not an ex-lesbian though 🤷🏻‍♀️

@UltimateBlends you can watch all on shvideos.

Radio interview with Lauren

Ahhh I am Jules as well according to the quiz....happy days.

I got Jules as well. Do you think they have an algorithm that knows you've gone there from MN and will get the rage if it tells you you're Martha?!

you remember the kangaroo testicle pouch that Dino and Mel bought on their trip to the Gold Coast? i reckon Martha has a Prada one with Michael’s balls in it.

she tells him how to dress, how to wear his hair, who he can talk to. he’s so spineless.

and Jess trying to keep up with Martha on the ‘my parents give me so much money’ front was awful. ‘do you need five grand Jess?’ ‘yes Daddy’...

ugh ugh ugh.

you remember the kangaroo testicle pouch that Dino and Mel bought on their trip to the Gold Coast? i reckon Martha has a Prada one with Michael’s balls in it

You're Jules and Cameron. You're like the mum and dad of the group. On a night out, you're the one calling the Uber, paying for the taxi (you'd never ask people to pay you back a quid) and taking people to the loo to be sick. A hero

That quiz is bollocks! I did not say I ordered the Uber and I said I’d go home with her if she bought me chips. Damn lies!

Fucknuckle 😂fabulous user name 😂. and I'm nodding along with you re Jess and Martha discussing money from parents 🤮 and did anyone else think Jessie's Dad did NOT look like he had that kind of money to splash around