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5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 27/02/2021 21:22

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 28/02/2021 11:47

mark

I hope he did Grin

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 28/02/2021 11:48

I said from the start that I didn’t like that one and she hasn’t let me down.

My mochdar works just fine Smile

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StormyLovesOdd · 28/02/2021 12:39

This is the first series of mafs I've watched so I'm planning to watch all the others once this season has finished. I'm going to pace myself and watch an episode every night at 8pm to give my day structure 😂

it won't be the same without you lot though

FlyMeToMars · 28/02/2021 12:43

What are they doing on Monday?

I was so enraged by the whole Martha/Jess/Cyrell thing that I didn't listen to what was left Grin

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 28/02/2021 13:03

Monday is like a series reunion, so you get to know a bit more about why people aren't together etc. There's a couple of no shows...anyone want to start guessing now?

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 28/02/2021 13:15

I’d love to say Marfa.

I want to imagine her trying to get that stain out with a scrubbing brush and tears. Grin

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runningpink · 28/02/2021 14:09

I just popped the tv on and Fridays episode was repeated and it was right at the point of Cyrell telling Martha exactly what she thought!
Was even better the second time round!

SinisterBumFacedCat · 28/02/2021 14:39

Just caught up on everything as the new 8.30 slot fucked up my viewing this week.

I am very much looking forward to see InstaJess get her comeuppance. Also they could show an hour long montage of her sabotaging half of the other marriages. And I hope Martha is exposed. Also really hoping Innes and Elizabeth realise what a gaslighter Saaaaaaaaam is, he called ALL of the wives crazy rather than acknowledge his awful behaviour. Cyril is a warrior and I want her to be my friend!

Trunkysbun · 28/02/2021 15:06

Gosh .. Sammmmms Insta!! I think I believe him tbf. I'm not sure about how they coaxed the but about 'taking her for a run in the mornings' though!

CleanQueen123 · 28/02/2021 16:59

I'm catching up on Friday's episode in the bath later. Sounds like it's a Corker!

Is tomorrow's episode a continuation or the grand reunion with people from different series?

HmmmmmmInteresting · 28/02/2021 17:21

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moanieleminx · 28/02/2021 17:22

It's a continuation of this show, 6 weeks after it ended, I think?

Don't know when the big finale will be shown but as this was my first season I will have to catch up on a few others first

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 28/02/2021 19:37

@StormyLovesOdd may I recommend starting with the excellent series 5. ITS ON ALL4. Series 7 isn't as good as series 5 & 7 IMO

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 28/02/2021 19:37

Sorry didn't mean to shout at you randomly on the middle of my post Blush

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 28/02/2021 19:39

@FlyMeToMars on Monday its a final session on the couch where they interview couples and contestants after the final dinner party. It's brilliant and one person really gets their commupence

UltimateBlends · 28/02/2021 19:49

Hello everyone,
May I intoduce myself as a long time lurker who has followed you all from thread to thread.
Apologies for coming into the chat at the final moments.
Myself and DP have been watching nightly, and he's heavily invested, even though he claims to hate this kind of programme (as do i)
Your posts have kept me going, laughing, joking and shouting "omg, im right" throughout.

I think Carell is an absolute legend. She doesn't go about things the right way, but her morals are spot on, and she doesn't put up with any fakery or lies. I couldnt be friend with her, exactly, but I admire her, and she's so spot on!

We disliked innes, but seeing her looking so unwell last night pulled on the heart stings.

So many others I could mention but don't think I should comment on this late stage after cheekily lurking the whole time...

Is there anyway we can see the reunion tonight? We have been following on e4, and tommorow seems a lifetime away!

Also how on earth do we see series 7? To see lizzie (and ive googled her "new look" - so slim. Bless her) would be just the thing we need to continue to get us through this lockdown.

...if not, thanks everyone for all the laughs!

UltimateBlends · 28/02/2021 19:50

*Apologies for spelling and grammar mistakes!.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 28/02/2021 19:57

Comment away UltimateBlends Smile

You are a lurker no more!

Series7 is coming in the summer but there’s a sh linky thing that someone better than me can do so you can see it now.

Some have seen it - some (me included) are waiting patiently so I’ve got something to look forward to!

I’m gutted not to be watching it tomorrow night but I will be with everyone in spirit!

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DeegeeDee · 28/02/2021 20:06

Like UltimateBlends have lurked from thread one onwards.

Never seen MAFS before and was spellbound so much that this is the only series I have watched consistently through the various lockdowns. Sad that it's ending (but glad as it's been very long and a 10pm finish is late for me these days) but looking forward to the last episode tomorrow.

Will miss the commentary from you all, been hilarious, insightful and downright funny so thank you.

Have enjoyed Cyrell, couldn't be firm friends, but would trust her loud musings and the WhatsApp group all melted into OMGs when she let Martha have it with both barrels.

ellenanora5 · 28/02/2021 21:25

Hello all, I've finally caught up on the threads and episodes, what a whirlwind it's been and that's apart from the cyclone Grin

Can't wait to see tomorrows episode and I hope Jess gets her arse handed to her, mind you I don't think she cares anyway.

MasterChef is starting as well so I'm in a dilemma as to what to watch first, but either way I'll see it.

HmmmmmmInteresting · 28/02/2021 22:45

thetab.com/uk/2021/02/09/married-at-first-sight-australia-instagram-earnings-season-six-194345

Thought you guys would find this article interesting...the highest earning stars from this season on Instagram. There are some surprises on there!

HmmmmmmInteresting · 28/02/2021 22:45

I'm happy Jess and Martha aren't top 🤭

StormyLovesOdd · 28/02/2021 23:18

Jess and Martha are higher up than I'd like but I'm sadly not surprised.

I knew Lizzie looked different but I didn't realise she was a complexly different colour. All that fake tan must make a huge mess of her bedsheets

HmmmmmmInteresting · 28/02/2021 23:28

@StormyLovesOdd yes, but I thought they'd be top tbh with the whole 'influencer' phenomenon and how Instagram is obsessed with looks. I'm happy to see that advertisers are liking what Jules represents.

On Marfa's Instagram she put a semi naked post on and a company (can't remember what they were selling) commented 'omg, obsessed with you' and said they wanted to DM her so they could send her their products.

HmmmmmmInteresting · 28/02/2021 23:33

I think Jules is stunning, but she doesn't have that fake, botoxed, fillered look that advertisers like to push