5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

Seeya Monday peeps - mucho excited!

Thank you

Impatiently waiting for Monday but equally wondering what I'm going to watch thereafter

Thanks for shiny new thread!

Ah... found you. Got my popcorn ready for Monday 👍

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What are we going to watch next?

Monday looks soooo good. I’m going to have to watch it as it goes out. Then I am saying farewell to mafsa for good .It’s been emotional.

Cyrells line to marfa was the highlight of the series. Cyrell irritates me so much but she was spot on.

Here

benjispruce

Oh I hope not. 😢. Don’t go!

Between us all we manage to see the good in almost everyone!!!!

I am absolutely gutted not to go live tomorrow night.

I’ll be racing back in the morning to watch it. 😩

I said I wouldn’t watch this series op and got sucked I again due to eff all else to do so I can’t guarantee I won’t but I’m trying not too.Just so disappointed with the ixperts and the trashy ‘contestants’. I watched the This Morning interview with Jules and Cam and even lovely, sweet Cam was scouted for the show whilst having a beer with mates. Jules actually applied.

*Trying not to.

I am going to channel my inner Mrs Doyle (I look like her but fat) and say g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan

I think it is appalling that most were allegedly scouted - I wonder how many real people (desperate for love rather than their 15 minutes/money) applied and got turned down/ignored?

You clearly cannot look like me and get on if most series are to go by.

Is it down to looks or is it down to hoping they are pretty but arseholes so they can get the drama too?

I will be watching 7 - I would like to see Lizzie be normal. I also want to see if their sixologist has sold their soul down the river in order to demand the bumping of uglies to create intuhmacy like the others

Glutton for punishment me sadly. I keep hoping for proper love.

As they are saying in the new circle advert ‘join us’. Even though I mean stay here with the rest of us.

I’ll beg. I’m not proud.

You can’t be proud when you really have got a face like a smashed crab 🦀

Omg I can’t wait until Monday!! Whoever it was that promised this season got better wasn’t lying.

DP and I have been living a little parallel Mike and Heidi situation, with him thinking I’m overly emotional and me thinking he’s insensitive, to the point I was questioning the whole thing.

We both cried when they said yes at their vow renewal, (so I guess he’s not as cold hearted as I thought!) as it felt like a bit of affirmation that we’re ok.

Then when they turned up alone at the dinner party we were gutted. I NEED to know more!

And I want to see that bitch InstaJess get her comeuppance for cracking on with DP in my dream

Are they planning to show the next series on E4 does anyone know? And if so when?

You’re all gonna love the last one. I’m afraid I couldn’t wait so binged the last few last week 😳

Ah just found it, says the summer.
Don’t they realise we need crap to watch now when there’s nothing else to do?!

markruffalo

She’s been in your dreams????? With your DP?????

The clarty moch has no shame

Thought the new season was starting after Monday? Hope so it’s getting us through lockdown!

Series 5 is showing at teatime.

Can’t see 7 - yet.

If anyone spots it - sound the klaxon!

You’re as fake as your nose, lips and boob job. It’s a shame you couldn’t get a plastic surgeon to fix your personality!

Guilty as charged xyzzzzzz

The next thread you will see me on is ‘when plastic surgery goes exceptionally wrong’

Only funning. I am naturally fugly 😁

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

markruffalo

She’s been in your dreams????? With your DP?????

The clarty moch has no shame

Yes! Even before it all kicked off with Dan I knew she was a wrongun when she turned up in my dreams having talked DP into an open relationship. I may have texted him and told him to apologise

Can’t wait for Monday! 😂