5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

Loving the name!!!!

[quote PradaBallbag]@SheldonesqueIsUnwell you're doing yourself a disservice. Defo not a 1/10 - I'd give you a v good at the very least.

Anyway I just came on to show off my new MAFS username. Whaddya think ladies? I think I might keep it. (Formerly chocolatesaltyballs22) 😁[/quote]
i approve of your user name!

loved martha saying to michael ‘why are you clapping Cyrell?’ and him all quietly saying ‘i’m clapping Nic’.

GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS FUCKS SAKE MAN!!

also loved Lizzie’s gold nose. what the eff?

Totally agree @fucknuckle. A man sans bollocks is a very unattractive thing indeed. As is a golden nose. I have all manner of highlighters in my makeup bag and I daren't use them as I don't want to look like a shiny thing. I don't have any grey blusher though.

I don't have any grey blusher though.

I do.

Thouugh it is called dust round these parts

😂😂

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell I sobbed at Heidi and Mike on the couch, it was such a raw moment. And I know the feeling of absolutely worshipping someone but knowing you are too incompatible to be together.

But Heidi did the right thing and she knows it. The lack of stress in her face when Mike was being a prick spoke volumes. She looked younger than when she left the experiment too. Absolutely glowing

I couldn’t give a shiny one about the instas. They could weep pretty tears until they managed to float me down to the coast and still I’d be giving them the side eye as I bobbed amongst the poop and nappies.
I was laughing away to myself at this and DH asked what I was smirking at. Where would I even begin? Maybe I should write to the experts.

If we are petitioning for more MAFS can we also petition @SheldonesqueIsUnwell to be the next MAFS ixpert?

I've gone from watching that reunion to resuming watching season 7 with Elizabeth in. You would honestly never know season 7 Elizabeth is the same as the angry tallonned gurner of season 6! It's like she had a makeover and then a lobotomy

Where can we watch season 7?!
I was astounded at Lizzies insta pics... she looks like an entirely different person. And her voice sounds different too, her mannerisms.... and her face . I mean the weight loss is dramatic but it’s as if she has a whole new head.

It's on shvideos @Fridainexile

Dashing in as I’m on call.

I’d pay good money for Cyril to be an ixpert

I’m glad that I wasn’t the only weeper at Heidi and Mike. It was very raw and desperate.

But yes, Heidi looks beautiful again. Not pinched or anything. As you say radiant and glowing.

It was good to see.

I mean the weight loss is dramatic but it’s as if she has a whole new head.

I need a whole new arse and legs if anyone wants to share the secret - yes you Lizzie

I can't hp but wonder if Marfa did a samson and delilah on the bollockless one as he slept.... Maybe he showed a mere sliver of courage and he thought nope, not on my watch you don't... ✂ ✂ ✂

A whole new meaning to the snip ✂️

Although tits I think Mattymattymanbun should rejoice frat she went Delilah instead of Salome.

He could have lost the bonce his curls sat on. Or he could have lost his little downstairs eagle eye action man.

Do we know if channel 4 are showing the grand reunion?

Or could someone kindly post the link to somewhere I can watch it online please?

Those last two episodes were all kinds of glorious!

Heidi's face when Mike started sticking up for Sam. She knew she'd made exactly the right decision and was relieved she didn't have to back him up anymore.

I think Insta lies so much she doesn't even know when she's doing it.

I was amused that Martha has defended her the whole time with her cheating is OK and "The heart wants what the heart wants" philosophy but was totally silent when they played the footage.

She must have realise the jig was up and it was no longer beneficial to be Team Insta.

Do they still talk do we know?

Sorry I known they’re a bit 🥱 yawn... but just googled Jules & Cam’s wedding - can see Heidi there as a bridesmaid but not Melissa - wasn’t she asked too? 🤔

Well I just read this (copy and pasted).......

"We'd be talking about the bridesmaids plans, but because they were doing it so secretively, I had to email [Jules] and her management to check dates," Melissa said on The Kyle and Jackie O Show.

Melissa says Jules later called and, "[She said] 'You're not going to be a bridesmaid anymore. I haven't really seen you this year, it wouldn't be right to have you standing next to me [at] my real wedding.'

"I was so shocked... it didn't make sense. I have absolutely no idea what happened. I was asked to be a bridesmaid in such a public way. The reason she asked [me and Heidi to be bridesmaids] was because we had seen them fall in love, and we'd formed a bond in the experiment."

But Ning wasn’t even invited? Wonder why 🤔

Ooh scandalous
It’s like a Mumsnet wedding thread
but embarrassing for Melissa but if the friendship hadn’t stuck I can see why she’d want to retract the invite. Bit awks though 😂

Yes I thought that at the time... and if it was going to be a fake invite in the end anyway, she might’ve well have asked Ning too!

Ooh maybe when she watched the show she saw how Melissa sort of fawned over Cam 🤔

Yeah Melissa was doing her fawning over Mick too at the reunion.

I'm no fan of mike and cringed when he defended sam - so arrogant to think he knew enough to have an opinion. But thinking about it further (why?), I think Mike was "seduced" by sam in the same way as Lizzie and Ines initially. He must be very good at creating this feeling that you alone understand him and realize how is he put-upon.