5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

So I'm watching series 7 but when that finishes I think I might watch series 4 as I never saw it! Is it any good?

Yeah S4 is worth a watch!

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Although tits I think Mattymattymanbun should rejoice frat she went Delilah instead of Salome.

He could have lost the bonce his curls sat on. Or he could have lost his little downstairs eagle eye action man.

Action man with the pee pee eye!

@CleanQueen123

Do we know if channel 4 are showing the grand reunion?

Or could someone kindly post the link to somewhere I can watch it online please?

Those last two episodes were all kinds of glorious!

Heidi's face when Mike started sticking up for Sam. She knew she'd made exactly the right decision and was relieved she didn't have to back him up anymore.

I think Insta lies so much she doesn't even know when she's doing it.

I was amused that Martha has defended her the whole time with her cheating is OK and "The heart wants what the heart wants" philosophy but was totally silent when they played the footage.

She must have realise the jig was up and it was no longer beneficial to be Team Insta.

Do they still talk do we know?

shvideos.net/tag/married-at-first-sight-au-reunion-special/ It's in two parts

Thanks @NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia!

Just having a look at series 5 on E4 and reading up. They look quite normal compared to the Insta crowd they got in for 6.

i’ve watched 4 and 5 and there is some batshittery, especially in 5 but nothing like 6. well. a bit like 6.

i just need 7 now. what am i supposed to doooooooooo?

I am sitting here twiddling my thumbs fucknuckle

If e4 doesn’t pull their finger out with s7, I’m going to have thumbs the same size as my arm and I’ll be able to type the entire alphabet with one thumb press on my phone.

Sheldon, you will be able to call your thumbs Daaan and Saaam...

titsinabsentia

🤣

I’ll probably have to shave them to get a better likeness but they have the same emotional scope so by Jove you’ve got it!!!

Ines looks so much healthier now.

She looks fab there, but also possible because we rarely see her without the croydon facelift...[disclaimer: it wasn't me that called the scrap up ponytail that, name has been knocking around for years, if you are from Croydon do not come looking to beat me up!]

A Croydon face lift? Scrape hair up and everything pulls up from the front?

Sadly for me the excess would drift down my back and end up in Aberdeenshire arse droop.

Not that it needs help in that respect... 😖

I've started watching S7 on the shvideo link but it's not the same without a thread to follow alongside.

I might wait til it comes to E4. Will def watch the reunion though!

My name is VillaMia and I really, really, REALLY miss MAFS. Am feeling lost and bereft

I'm watching the grand reunion episodes. Holy crap that's a whole new world of drama!

My name is Sheldonesque and I too am bereft. All I have to show for it is two hulking great thumbs and a reluctance to pronounce expert properly.

In the end, I never actually caught up with last few episodes but didn’t need to of all your excellent summaries (and nowt to do with not having access at will to tele). .

I can feel my acquired Aussie accent fading away...

Put some shrimps on the barbie Sheila, ye’ll be bonzer once more.

Waaaaaaaaaltzing Maaaaaatillllldaaaa Waaaaaaaaaltzing Maaaaaatillllldaaaa

(Vocaaaal fraaaaaaiaaaay version)

There, dear jane are ye better noo cobber?

Fair dinkum Sheldonesque I rickin I moit be doll. Far out.

If oi waaaas rich, oid send you a praaaaaaaada haaaaaaaandbaaag.

And a wee bottle of red wiiiiiiiiine.

So you could customise it.

I’d even throw it at your baaaag because I’m nice like that and I did get labelled as a Cyrell by that ‘which one are you’ site.

So I’m quaaaaaaaalified.

Youuuuuuuuu’re welllllllcooooome 👜

Jess looks like she's doing a remake of Mannequin

I’ve a cushion in that material.