5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

And it probably is made from twice the material that is in that frock.

Love a bit of velvet. Well a bit more than that.

Does that earring say ‘Ned*?

I think I know what it is supposed to be.

But if the family trotter procured them then the other one will say ‘tun’.

maybe it's kennel

Wife Swap Australia is on E4!

Just watched the grand reunion, I wish they'd spent time talking to Sarah, Charlene and Ryan on the sofa rather than going over the bloody Ines and Lizzie and Sam stuff AGAIN. Surely it should be about people who took it seriously, not the fake relationship.

Not surprised to see Ines being her usual bitchy self at the dinner party, was amused at her eyes lighting up when talking to Deano 😂

And actually felt really sorry for Jess, she might have been a total car crash but she really did love that guy.

Twice you’ve made me snort tonight jane

You know the other one

Ye bugger that ye are

My patience is wearing thin

Snap.

Nah @happinessischocolate Jess got a long overdue commupence at the grand reunion and I can't believe she got sympathy.

Jess looked very different though and not just because of the haircut, she's had work on her chin. Who'd need a box cutter when Jess's chin is around!

And i agree about speaking to other contestants - they've over egged the Lizzie thing.

Oh God I've just found season 8 on the shvideo link. It's only been on a week so I can watch with the Aussies.

The nex expert is a sexologist🤣

@JaneJeffer

maybe it's kennel

Gold! I could only think of funnel, tunnel etc...you've kicked it there

This just came up on my suggested things on YouTube. Apologies if it’s been posted already. I was avoiding links to anything until the final episode
Jules and Cam real wedding...

Oh and another one...
Worth a watch for what the expert calls Martha...

Now iv forgotten why I went onto YouTube in the first place! 🤦🏻‍♀️

you've kicked it there

Just had a peep at the second video running

Ning looked completely different - and she looked beautiful. Not like a tyre.

According to the host, Pob was good at reading people. Mahoop.

And Greek Kimmy showed softness. Mahoop. Again.

And Bronson would be happy with a behemoth? That’s me matched then ...

Just watched the wedding one.

The wee drawing at the start looks like she’s looming over a wee lad. Like a big bird of prey.

I reckon that they might well wear the trousers and the yfronts there.

They all looked different and more ‘normal’ in the audition videos.

Martha’s shock that she didn’t know why she was still single!

Noticed Cyrell was at the wedding.

Wish they had the dress change that Jules mentioned just to be nosy at what her second dress looked like. Away for a google to see if I can find a picture

Oh do!!!!

Why did ole Cyril have a face like stink when Cam tripped gaily up the aisle?

I have to say I preferred the first wedding wedding dress. Even though it was clearly glued on.

Struggling to find a decent pic...best I could find

Better frock I think.

She still looks as though she’s going to eat him though.

I can't help but like the fact Jules isn't a stick insect though #normal