Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

What better way to start a new thread than this :

(see what I did there?)

fourq heh, clever

Omg I SWEAR on Jay Rayners chest hair that I did not see fourquenelles post before I “closed” the last one er, rather word for word 🤣

is that Jay down in a tube station at midnight? moody lighting does wonders for him.
Glad that B Pym still has fans far and wide. Even Grace Dent grudgingly enjoyed one ("Excellent Women" I think) on "A Good Read" recently.

I have a hot chocolate topped up with Tesco's pretend Baileys £3.50 a bottle. It is lush.

Bring on the competition.

Currently bolting down a casserole hastily made with neither love nor respect for the ingredients in order to be done by 8pm. Beyond ironic,I know. And Marcus would hate me😢

Hah, four.

Thanks for new thread, Halsall.

Schaden and MrsTommy I'm afraid there'll be no thieving of GrouchyPup. We are sympatico today after a lovely grooming session where she only bit me once, and she has now chosen to sit with me in the lounge instead of hanging out beside DH while he has dinner, hoping against hope that he'll give her some of his food.

Look how pretty she is today.

got a few Malteaser reindeer calling my name

Nothing like a bit of unrequited love lust to awaken the stirrings in an old bird. Sigh.

TMI alert (those of a delicate disposition look away now) unfortunately my foof has decided to leave home so all I am good for these days is leaving a sort of odd potato print on chairs in sticky weather.

Hello, all!

Anyone else think Jay looks a little like Grouchy's lovely pup?

squoosh

That is not a pup. That is a medium sized pony

grouchy how could you refuse her anything ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

She likes her food obvs. Would she mind replacing Gregg, now Sweep has withdrawn his application?

They better cook some lush food tonight, this show is seriously putting me off restaurants and I hate cooking.

They eat in a similarly elegant fashion, Squoosh.

Broccoli 3 ways 😖

fourq you go ahead and share all you like. We all have foofs (I think) so are used to the mysteries of the foof.

Clever stuff four . . . .

I love broccoli but I am not down with this challenge. Lots of broccoli does not a dish make.

Or as I like to call it "Fart on a plate"

fourquenelles you are ok, shirley is out and about so perhaps less disturbing loin and foof stirring talk 😀

bet they're queueing up for that in London

Broccoli 3 ways???

schaden you're here! Are you watching?

(PMSL at 'the mysteries of the foof' )

That's an.......interesting concept.

Ben has a strange face. Very disconcerting.