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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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Jacksback · 21/11/2018 20:07

With you there Halsall
It’s broccoli ffs
😕

fourquenelles · 21/11/2018 20:07

Relief chef? Is that thing?

ilovesooty · 21/11/2018 20:08

Like a supply teacher.

iklboo · 21/11/2018 20:08

Ben has a strange face. Very disconcerting.

It's hipster be square.

lettingthedaysgoby · 21/11/2018 20:08

I think his chin goes all the way to the end of his beard, a la Jimmy Hill...

Halsall · 21/11/2018 20:09

Hmmm, creative thinking. Unfortunately, it involves broccoli.

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whatashower · 21/11/2018 20:09

Beards.Not going there, just see previous thread 🙄

ilovesooty · 21/11/2018 20:09

That puree looks horrible.

Jacksback · 21/11/2018 20:09

Ben ! Keeps saying yes chef to greggggg
He isn’t a bloody chef !

jay55 · 21/11/2018 20:09

Burnt broccoli covered in broccoli sick.

MrsTommyBanks · 21/11/2018 20:10

Thank you Halsall Flowers

wriggles and hot flushes at Jays pic

I told you broccoli three ways was coming No one listens to my knowing.

ilovesooty · 21/11/2018 20:10

Can you imagine the squits after eating that?

Wolfcub · 21/11/2018 20:10

Argh I was chatting away to myself on the old thread

whatashower · 21/11/2018 20:10

Come on we are all gagging to see the next two broccoli tests. .....zzzzzzzzz

Pencilmuseum · 21/11/2018 20:10

hatchet face but blue eyes

Halsall · 21/11/2018 20:10

I think you're right about the chin, letting.

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Wolfcub · 21/11/2018 20:11

Terrible eyebrows

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 21/11/2018 20:11

Dean is blatantly a serial killer from the 1940s.

Halsall · 21/11/2018 20:11

wolf argh, I'm sorry! Blush

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2018 20:11

Glad that B Pym still has fans far and wide

I can't understand why she isn't more popular, or how she hasn't (as far as I am aware) been adapted for television.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/11/2018 20:11

Cheers Halsall.
Don't fucking call Gregg chef. He's not a chef, he's a buffoon. This guy is a bit David Brent.
Dean. Serial killer.

whatashower · 21/11/2018 20:11

Yay rooting for the BEARDLESS Scot

Pencilmuseum · 21/11/2018 20:12

liar protein good. is a private chef like a private dancer?

MrsTommyBanks · 21/11/2018 20:12

Fucked that last post up didn't I lol

WinterBerry7 · 21/11/2018 20:12

Has this guy had Botox...his forehead is interesting

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