Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Dean - "I am thinking of using a spell to turn some of this broccoli into meat".

I always wonder how you get into private cheffing. It sounds like a fantastic job.

I mean, obvs I'm private chef for my family, the lucky devils.

He isn’t a bloody chef !

He isn't even a bloody human being!

On behalf of Scotland I apologise for the eyebrows though, obvs.

Well done? Getting your girlfriend pregnant?

Fuck off Dean

Halsall I’m standing in a grim station waiting-room on a cold November morning contemplating another day of rage, frustration and the incompetence of others (aka work) I bloody love you for this sentence! Describes my day perfectly!

I'm miles behind tonight so will catch up later rather than being the annoying one making jokes 14 minutes behind everyone else... Laters!

Dean has got toy soldier painted on hair instead of the beard.

This must have been filmed before Gregg's 'happy news' was made public. Otherwise he'd have been all 'wahey, my missus is up the spout too. put the old chap up her chuff, innit'.

He has a weird face without any lines.

Yes, like a young John Wayne Gacey.

Come on Carla. Do it for the girls...

His celeb clients probably pay him in Botox

Bierss I feel your pain - and you feel mine, clearly! Solidarity!

Broccoli cous cous is going to happen isn't it

Oh BOY! I've pressed some button or other and have the picture in the corner of my screen!

RESULT!

"Broccoli" and "delicious" are rarely mentioned in the same sentence.

Not bad looking

Roasted broccoli with parmesan is my favourite.

Schaden hooorah!

You DON'T DESERVE THAT PUPPY!

I like roast broccoli with lemon. Will add Parmesan next time Grouchy

Couldn't see the wood for the broccoli trees (ho ho).

YAY Schaden is back in the game