Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

You bastard Marcus! That poor lad . . .

Nevertheless, he persisted

Awwww

Milk a little warm, I think

and for MrsTommy.

Oooooh! Eggs not separated . . .

I need to get one of those tiny egg pans.

Good job, Mohan.

Oh he's smiley.

He has a lovely smile

Rohan is adorbs

What a poncey pile of bollocks

Aw well done that man 👍

I really want a fried egg sandwich now.

You patronising GIT, Gregggggggg

banhammer I've wanted a horse for a long time. I wonder if I can convince DH that we an afford one if I tell him they eat kitchen scraps.

they're going to patronise Mohan and make a pet of him. This one has not beaten his crack habit yet.

Listen to that twat - "I'm very impressed!".

HIT HIM SOMEONE!

Did he just shove the whole fish in the water?!

Grouchy Aldi sometimes have the tiny pans in the middle random aisles.

They come in handy for catching dog wee for vet testing too. Seasoned dog pee catcher me.

Chris ' wife will be posting in Relationships soon.

My ‘private cheffing’ is at LEAST 25th best in the village.
But then again, very small village 🤣

*poaching milk stuff

I always thought a polonaise was a dance, so I would have been stuffed here.

Maybe like the polka. You could have served the haddock whilst doing your Russian folk dance. Gregg would have approved (as long as there was jiggly boobage).

I know what a polonaise sauce is chef.

Clearly not son

Did that plate of food look like a cock and balls to anyone else?

Oh

Just me, then . . . .