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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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RomaineCalm · 28/11/2018 20:26

Hmmm. The Galetti eye-roll is never a good sign.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:26

DID HE ADDRESS THAT TWATTY WANKER AS "CHEF"*?

LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!

jay55 · 28/11/2018 20:27

@ilovesooty that would be perfect, like when sports let you choose which commentary.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2018 20:27

They'd hate me, I don't use salt in my food at all.

Pencilmuseum · 28/11/2018 20:27

hate mash lumpy or not. and milky puddings. baby food

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:27

Another 12 year old.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:27

Another smug one.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2018 20:28

"Susan Susan, are you there? Can you speak to us? Give us a sign."
Oh look a baby beard.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:28

That pile of green looks

whatashower · 28/11/2018 20:28

Larry found those oysters like a heat seeking missile. Promising.

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:28

Cannot do basic maths.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:29

I quite liked that contemptuous snigger when Gregggg spoke

That's it - help the arsehole with the Hard Sums.

RomaineCalm · 28/11/2018 20:29

Is he not the same boy from last night? Hmm

Pencilmuseum · 28/11/2018 20:29

Gregg struggling with simple arithmetic now. even Mon can't believe he gets paid for this shite.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:29

Spoiled it! He said "Chef" to Greggg

fourquenelles · 28/11/2018 20:29

Halsall do we have a new thread?

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:30

KLAXON - KLAXON

NEW THREAD THIS WAY

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:30

That looks like a foetus - it's upset me a little bit TBH

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2018 20:30

He's being twinkled and frowned at equal. measures.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:30

Those oysters look like testicles

Pencilmuseum · 28/11/2018 20:31

Laurence looks like the Syrian president (Assad?). I think he works at Sat Bains as that's the only posh one in Nottingham

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:32

HEAD TO THE NEW THREAD PEOPLE!

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GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:33

That chicken skin looks awful.

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