Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

grouchy that's why I don't like indoor pets

Monica's face at "pan fry it"

(Oops, sorry......things had moved on )

I'd never heard of chicken oysters. Shows how much I know.

Even if the Queen was coming for dinner I'd swipe the oysters

Me, too, four.

I have never told anyone else in the house about them . . . it's my little secret

Lumpless. So not including you then Greg

I like some small lumps in my mashed potato. Tastes more real than completely smooth stuff.

Do you think Susan is One of Us?
Lump less, not a word anyone can apply to the Grocer.

You are young sooty

You are learning every day.

I do, Fuckery

I really, really do.

And I hope she reveals herself after she wins

sparklebuns me too. Go Susans!

I always think completely smooth mash is too much like Smash the powdered stuff popular in the 70s

I don't do mash at all. I'd have loved one of those baked potatoes though.

Every single time, I think I can't possibly hate Greggggg more . . . and every single time I excel myself!

I like Smash.

no Marcus no laughing at Gregg's alleged jokes. does he get a point for coming from somewhere so dangerous?

He doesn’t know what an oyster is does he

I don't like a mash too smooth - i's like baby food.

Jinx Wolfcub.
He don't know where the oysters are.

Greggg is giving me the rage

Onions won't be cooked in time, surely?

Yy not a fan of sloppy mash

OFFS another beard. Exasperated sigh. But a brief one I suspect.

That mash is going to be clock cold

It's a bit of a shame you can't turn the volume down just on Gregg.