Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Once you notice Gregg takes his own verdict from the cues of Marcus it is just So Infuriating.

I'm going to make her a big bowl of it for dinner tomorrow, Schaden.

This is a lie. I won't share it.

"When I say girlfriend, I mean a shop mannequin with a Kylie mask on"
They get a polonaise sauce, the others get fucking broccoli?,

SHUTTUP GREGGGGG!

you'd be raging if you had to make this and the others just had to chop up a bit of broccoli.

Oh God. My favourite breakfast ever is poached haddock with poached egg.

That is because he knows bugger all shower.

Obviously not Greg you dimwit

Grouchy my boys (dogs btw) love broccoli stalks and the middle bit of cabbage raw.

Marcus, that ain't no sauce.

That terrifying giggle noise he just made is going to haunt my dreams.

Horses love broccoli stalks too.

I sense Mohan isn't going to be familiar with a polonaise sauce

four I've been cooking broccoli stems for her. Raw will keep her quiet for longer!

This challenge is going to have some disasters. Huzzah!

When that prick Greggggg smiles and nods "wisely" . . . . well, tbh - it would be that last thing he ever did if I was in that kitchen!

kiwi yes I know that noise was not human

This is rreally evil compared to “textures of broccoli”

What a bastard task.

I always thought a polonaise was a dance, so I would have been stuffed here.

Oh dear.

This thread is cracking me up

I usually love Masterchef but this series so far is winding me up, Gregg has always got on my nerves but this time it's Marcus. I think because my husband dreams of being the next MW with his scallop and black pudding dishes 😩 .

I like the look of it. But a fried egg Marcus. Really? Really Marcus?

for Squoosh

Oops spillage

Gregg clearly just learnt the thumbs up gesture and is feeling v proud of himself.

Me too schaden!!!