Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

I hereby pronounce you my Weird Tricks for Dog Care Guru, four.

Erm............just a tad over-confident, methinks

Puffs out chest in pride. Thank you Grouchy. These three have trained me well.

Four, please tell us you have a special pan just For dog wee

grouchy not even kitchen scraps. Snap off broccoli stalks in the supermarket and do us all a favour more is obvs required, but just saying!

if you want to see some good Russian dancing look at the state army/navy stuff on You Tube. fantastic vigorous stuff for the whole family

Gregg would have approved (as long as there was jiggly boobage)

Alas, Gregggg has more boobage than I have incognitosquoosh

gavin has a passing resemblance to Jay Rayner

”jiggly boobage”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

four

They're gorgeous!

You tend to see that many chunky chefs on TV anymore.

If I was a chef I'd be the size of a small island.

Yes Wolfcub kept in a special place away from the human pans

Gregg would have approved (as long as there was jiggly boobage).

And a fresh young womb.

fork. I,love you those dogs are fab

four - they are gorgeous doggies! My old girl was a whippet / greyhound cross.

He looks too young to have a 15 year old

Awww four! They are so lovely.

Wolf

Sneaky plan banhammer.

I hope Gavin does well.

You can't catch cat wee in a pan unfortunately.

He has pencil

Oh I love those boys, fourq! Three wise old men.

Thanks Schaden I am very biased.

Oh. Sorry Gavin.

I'll just leave this here.....

Tell me about it, Sooty

Shut the fuck up Greggg