EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

thank you Blondes for new thread.
Yes, there are a lot of little stories going on at the moment.
It has improved a bit i think.
i thought that Chelle's new man would be around a bit more than he has been.

Nice new thread

Maybe Max will bump off Stephen anyway oh dear he was dying anyway...

What will Abi do given her and Stephen arnt going to live happy ever after.

Will Ian and Jane really move from Aunty Pauline's??

Will Sonia and Robbie rent a flat of their own? (Kush can manage it but not a nurse and a market inspector)

Thanks Blondes

And will we ever find out what Linda's big secret is?

The big secret has been on the back burner i think - ready to come out sometime near Hallowee'n or christmas!
She is being a pain going on about trust , when we know theres something been going on with her and Elaine! Wait till Mock and co find out.
I cant believe that Ian will move out that house - he hasnt lived anywhere else for a long time now.

New thread ta muchy. So much angst from Ben he does get highhorsey. The carmel max thing is still giving me the boak it horrible.

Yes we need to know the big secret

Considering Watford and Watford are quite close why mick and Linda didn't see each other off screen or show them in contact is silly

Jack drove to ongar for private school for a week or two

Sooooo lucky always space at walford schools 🙄🙄

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Yy to overacting. They should get Ben some green body paint and have done with it BEN ANGRY!
That said, I'm unfortunately watching neighbours, now there is some bad acting

Not watched Neighbours since Jason and Kylie were in it.
that wedding of theirs, just so 80s. is evil Paul robinson still around?
yes to Walford schools - have a new kid on the block? let them all come to our schools, no need to wait for months or be told they need to go somewhere else!
I loathe Ben - he needs to be written out of it and let Keanu run the arches ( its not as if they have many punters anyway!)

I don't really watch it 80's, its just on in the background Yes Paul Robinson is still top dawg.
I'd like Keanu in the arches, I really like his character so far.

Paul must be quite old by now lois. is that cafe still there? Mrs mangle? ( i know she isnt, just a name from the past that i remember!) I liked the one who played Joe, he is on the Wright stuff sometimes.

the garages around here are full up every day - PHil and co are lucky to have one a month usually.

Paul Robinson, now there's a blast from the past. What about blonde Jane with the glasses?

Jane Jane super brain! she took her glasses off and put her hair down, then became a model overnight. Only dressed dowdy as her mum didnt like her dressing up.
She went out with Guy Pearce's character i think? ( dont remember his name)

I gave up with Neighbours years ago, yet i remember all this trivia.
i am sad i know.

Look you lot, get back on track. This is EE not bloody Neighbours. 'Tis a true representation of working class urban life, not an idealised snapshot of Antipodean types! Get real .
I think the Carnal/Mad Max thing is truly gruesome. She fawns and grovels over the man and tells her son Max is a 'good bloke really'. What hold does FiFi have over Max - he seems to jump whenever she calls?

sorry Mrs B, neighbours makes me remember the 80s and happier days.. anyway, back to life in Albert square, where they can all afford a washing machine now surely - if a bit of land is worth 300 k ( i know its weyland and overpriced, but still..) they must all be getting on for millionaires with the price of housing around those parts! time for them to have makeovers i think! time for them all to have the joys of their own washer plumbed in.
agree that Carmel is as subtle as a brick - the boys have Max sussed i think - they will come to her rescue.

I find Carmel and her relationships with man extremely depressing. You see her with Max and think "he's out of her league" but I don't know why. Masood wasn't out of her league. Although he thought he was.

My phone didn't want me to write Masood. It was insistent that I write mastodon instead.

I think mastodons were a species of elephantine mammals - now extinct. Plenty of those on EE.

Have to disagree with you, tobee about Max being out of Carmel's league. I think Carmel has a darn sight more class than Max (think about his eating habits!) and it's only her overenthusiasm neediness in this relationship that's letting her down.

I'd put Masood and Carmel in the same league, I think. Mastodons are in a league of their own!

Yay new thread!
Blondes thanks treacle!

I find it odd that Carmel doesn't see that Max is a wrong'un. She could say 'ooh I like a bad boy!' and still be infatuated with him. Max's reputation is well known on The Square. But instead we get this 'he'd good as gold, really' bollocks. Or does she think he's "deep" because of the self harming?

As for the hold Fifi (isn't that a name for lap dogs?!) has over Max, my guess is she lets him live in her fancy abode for free. London is well expensive. Neither mind as she gets off on him doing her dirty bidding and he gets to realise his big plan and a secret affair (tick) with a blonde (tick) that likes her jacket potatoe with a bit of baked bean. Knowwhatimean.

*he's good as gold
*potatoe

• whatever else I spellted uncorrectlishy

*POTATO FFS!

When I say Max is out of her league, I don't mean it in any rational sense, but in the sense that he's never had any trouble getting women, particularly women who are much younger than him. But then Mas had that when he had a small thing with Carol and that girl from the north east who was having some kind of arranged marriage fell for him, and he ditched Carol.

Saw this on Facebook and thought of you guys

Ooh I used to love Sonia in those days. I wanted to rescue her. And Abi too. What do people make of Abi these days? I think it's probably quite believable how she's turned out but she's so unlike able rather than the sympathetic character she could be. But I'd bet Lorna is liking the meatiness of the role.

Carnal fawning over Max is awful, I can't stop hearing him drag his feet when he walks, after some one mentioned it a few threads ago, ITS SO ANNOYING