EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

As if all those events would happen together on the same day.

Why we're the fire fighters not going in to save Jane?

I might watch it again as i kept missing bits.
The fire fighters were obviously on Team Sean o'connor and decided that they would just let people die by the sounds of things.

Nah, not enough happened for me tonight. A three ambulance pile up would gave made it worth watching.

I think they should just blow the lot of them up and start again!
a whole new soap - or bring back Elderado? ( or however you spell it)

I think Steven's in the Ambulance of Doom and that's what tips his spleen injury over the edge into fatal mode.

His dying words to Abi are, 'tell Lauren I love her'.

Cheers, mate. Bye then, you spaniel-brained cardboard cutout.

I don't want Steven to die yet I want the Lauren/Stephen/Abi reveal i want Lauren to turn to Abi call her a cahh and tell her she is welcome to him and strut out with silent louis in the pushchair. THEN he can did

Then he can die

Spaniels are getting a bad rap on here. Most of them are quite bright - unlike Steven/Bronson.

Noones mentioned Fi.... who after getting a lift home from someone you hardly know announces I need a shower? Then predictable comes back half naked. Just why!!

I think Fi is as nuts as max and probably feels mucky all the time so randomly showers throughout the day. I did lol at mick looking at her coffee machine thinking nah where is the nescafe

And as if Linda and jack would just be able to follow the paramedics into the flat to be with Jonny. The flat would be a sterile crime scene and police and all sorts would be all over it, cordon tape everything no one would be allowed in or out unless police or paramedics.

Same with the fire...it was like a revolving door the amount of people going in and out. 🤦🏻‍♀️

The Dd was muttering where is the tape when they were running into the flat regardless of her little shot sausage being in there L wouldn't be allowed in.walford police are feeble a tiny woman with a big bun can barge in

Paramedics were rubbish
Firemen were rubbish
Police were rubbish

I did say they should have just let Sonia deal with it - she would have got it all under control & had the kettle on by now

Did you see her with mr price is anywhere else hurt ( maybesomewhere that requires clothi g removal ) then she dabbed in places Bex didn't

Surely the police will test for gunpowder residue and discover who fired the gun? Or have I read too much crime fiction?

And it wasn't just some random lorry. It was a petrol tanker. Does that mean there'll be a massive explosion tonight? Talk about over-kill.

Meanwhile, back in the square, Dot dies of natural causes and no one finds her for a week because they're all in Walford General or the clink. Let's hope Dave isn't locked in with her.

The woeful police acting made me lol..."STAY BACK!!" wearing little to no facial expression. At least 3 stay-backs in that episode.

Adam Woodyatt must act with his arms, he's normally rather good (other than at crying) but his lacklustre loitering outside the restaurant with one arm in a sling made it seem weirdly at odds with the urgency of the scene. Give him his arms back, we can't have an EE mainstay being forced to act badly.

Actually my stepmother almost died of an undiagnosed ruptured spleen, so yes that's definitely how Steven is going to go. Right after Lauren is told he doesn't actually have a brain tumour at all, and as she stands there aghast Abi will announce that she's pregnant and fall out of bed cackling maniacally. Then Steven will deliver a death rattle. Duff, duff, duff...

These posts!

The police shouting "you're surrounded" wtf?!

Sorry if this has been mentioned but did you see how the police woman was looking at Ted sitting at the table and then touching her walkie talkie? 😂😂...it was so awkward and odd. I'm going to watch it again!!

AGnu after all that detective work, I think you have to tell us who you suspect? It isn't a spoiler if it is your theory and you didn't read it somewhere else!!!!!

Yes Agnu I'd like to know who you think it is too!

HateSummer
I noticed the police woman she was making me cringe just watching.

My bet is on Johnnys Ambulance and it bringing mick & L back to how they were.

Right, with a cup of tea i sat though the whole sorry episode again. my eyesight isnt great, but i didnt see any number plates at all. so no idea who is in the runaway ambulance.
I did laugh at Ian, he seemed so detached from it all - Jane;s in there !!' oh , is she?' err, i think i;'ll hang around for a while and then go in the ambulance with my cheating lying scumbag of a 'son' instead. far better idea.
Ted with the policewoman was funny, the way she stared at him in wonder thinking 'hey, i think you used to be a vet ' Linda allowed to run in to see to her son, as if. Fiona having a shower and not even flinching when she was told about Dean and Johnny, just a normal day for her then, although if someone asked me to use a coffee machine like that, i wouldnt have a scooby either!
Abi saying 'im pregnant' and lauren not hearing her.
very slow firemen and paramedics.
It was Bernie i felt sorry for the most out of all of them.
It was action packed though, must have taken a lot of time to film all that and its not over yet.

.. in my street this morning i saw the fox again and a couple of people waiting for the bus. a few school kids started kicking a can down the road and it poured with rain.
I should live in walford for excitement.

i really laughed at mr price ' dabbing around' with Bex. Sonia so wants to dab it better sir. She is after you mate.

With all this watching again the powers that be are really going to think the viewing figures have shot up ! (I know that's not how they're calculated).
Agree with it being like a school play - I'm it was not intended to be a comedy moment when Abby was knocked out or Max was almost twirling the fire blanket like a dastardly villain's cape. Reminded me of 'The Play That Goes Wrong' but that was much better acted and we knew it was meant to be funny.

Max was very dramatic with that blanket.
My dh was more in awe of Fi's lovely flat ( he likes modern stuff) although he wasnt keen on the silver things that he said ' looks like a couple of cheese graters' -
I wished my place was as glossy as that - my dining room resembles a chinese laundry today and glossy is not the word.

I wonder when the actors get their script do they re read it shaking their heads thinking wtf. I've noticed a lot of them seem to lack energy and seem like they are just going through the motions which makes the scenes even more bizarre when everything around them is frantic - fires, mobs, gunshots, bits of the stage falling down and they are all acting like zombies.