EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

...the way she stared at him in wonder thinking 'hey, i think you used to be a vet '

moment when Abby was knocked out or Max was almost twirling the fire blanket like a dastardly villain's cape.

Too funny!

the play that goes wrong it so was . I saw the play that goes wrong earlier this year and i lold so much it hurt

I'm sad, but I just made this. The copper doesn't even say anything into her walkie talkie

Ok, my obsessive deductions led me to conclude that it's... ... Sausage's ambulance.

I've not seen any spoilers myself but have now seen comments on Facebook claiming that spoilers say who it is. I'm much more interested in my armchair detective work than any of the ridiculous storylines. It comes to something when you have to spend hours going through a programme second by second to make your own entertainment & make it worth watching!

We're in need of a new thread if anyone has time to start one!

Johnny read the script and thought ' thats good, not much acting required today '

I'd be happy if it was sausage's ambulance!

The80s I find Fi's flat sterile and bland (and those tacky wine glasses, bleurgh!) I'm sure your place looks lovely or at least properly lived in!

HateSummer and nancy and everyone else, thanks for the splendid art work!

Venella, mine is small and a bit cluttered just now. I need to clean up but im finding this thread far more interesting! 😃
The washing is getting me down. You never see soap houses with oodles of wet washing hanging about. Ive lost my cleaning mojo.

wow what an episodee last night, just seen

new thread here

Liney that really made me lol about Danny Boy H on YouTube!

The80s all the cool and normal people fancied Peter Davison. I had very strange taste!

I'm scared about watching tonight. As in how bad it might be. They've ruined loads of characters. I don't see how they can come back from it. Max and Abi for starters. They could have made Abi very believable as a slightly sad and jealous younger sister. Which they had nods to. But now she's lost any sympathy from me. I think Lorna was doing very well at acting the more subtle stuff. These ott storylines have changed that.

i certainly was not cool or normal back then or now!! lol. mind you, he went off and married the cigar ad girl for a while ( sandra dickinson) so i went right off him. i cant see the attraction now.
anyway, so , tonight ,we find out which ambulance . duff duff duff

You lot are far more entertaining than EE itself.

LOVE the idea that Bronson and Steven are 1 actor/person?

And now I'm singing "tell Lara I liiurve heeeer. Tell Laura I neeeed her. Tell Laura not to cry .....".

Except I'm singing Lauren

Bronson and steve are one actor - genius!! keep em coming ladies.

I have a theory that Bronson will have suffered brain damage & Steven will be dying so they'll put Steven's spaniel brain into Bronson & BronSteven will live out his days happily following Lauren around & growling at Josh after she moves in with him next week.

"Peace out, yeah?" Lol Kim

I am actually sobbing because of Bernadette. Poor girl.

I'm out. Who has died???

Stephen pegged it last minute and bernny had baby at 18 weeks.

Max looks very scared that Jane is alive so guess we should hid all
Hospital pillows for awhile. Though quite what took them so long I don't know! Did feel sorry for Abi at the end.

Steven.

I thought it would be either Steven or Jane because their two deaths would bug me the most...

I actually liked the lines by Abi this evening. I do think she's a good actress.
I feel they showed an interesting side of her when she stopped being needy and told Steven his treatment of her was awful - yet she got it. Then stating she wasn't sure what that said about her.

I hope they use her more and explore her character more.

Abi pretend pregnant to try get Ben back so along the same lines of desperate. Interestly max now gets all blame when Steven started it!

Who do we think Fi dad is?

Max's friend or Josh 😃

I think the old guy in the shard is Fi's dad but I do wonder whether Josh is her brother?
After she did her spiel to Mick about her mum and brother, she rang him straight away. I wondered if that was a hint at a connection.
And it's annoyingly be that we still don't know why Phil has spun a load of lies to Jay about his dad.