EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Ew that's gross! Must popped to the loo back in the day and missed it!

Who was Terry Bates?

The pub woman was there again, does she look after no other pubs? I mean even if she did books can't take 2-3h every day.

Oh and if Stephen had put can petrol through letterbox think that's how you do it. Woulnt it caused zillions pounds of damage even if fire brigade got there in 5min? Doors floors ceiling electrics then water damage? Surely easier pay for proper baliefs

I don't understand why Fi, who is just the landlord/owns the building thinks it's her place to be boss of the pubs business. It's two separate thing. I agree does she not have any other pubs to go to?

The whole episode was just bizarre

Homeless guy who died in the car lot fire was What's-his-face Pickard / Tony in Hollyoaks.

https://thewalfordeastblog.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/heres-how-phil-mitchell-killed-jays.html?m=1

This sort of explains it but seems a bit 'last minute decision'

The term "rewriting history" springs to mind!

Thats a ridiculous rewriting of history. I thought Jay and Jase came from Yorkshire. How likely would it really be that Jay's real Dad would be killed in the same square that Jay and Jase then randomly visit a few years later? Why do EE insist on doing stupid stories like this? Cue Jay going off on a Ben-esque sulk for the whole of next week.

All Fi does is sit at the end of the bar on her laptop flirting with Max.

This is all getting silly now - just let Ben and Jay swap with each other on the money front and have a new story for Phil! ( not one where he goes back on the booze!)
without any kind of flash back , how is anyone meant to know whats going on?

Just as ee start to improve, they throw in another random pointless storyline.

Is it just me or has louise made a very quick recovery? I mean, she was nearly dying when her mum hid her at the hotel, then two days later she's back at home and out with bex?!

I'm not sure why they did that storyline if they weren't going to do it properly.

Can't believe nobody notices Max and Fi smirking at each other every 5 minutes. I hope Phil stops sweating so much soon.

How did Max plant that packet in the car seat?
poor Pearl!
I was nearly a bit sick when Max said ' i travel light' to Kush and Carmel said ' he wont need a lot of clothes' ! maybe its a blessing that they are not all going away - who wants to listen to that for a week??
Max is just out to get everyone isnt he? nice to see a bit of steven's chest last night - why do men do that , why not throw on a t shirt to walk around in?? mind you, he isnt that bad, so i wasnt complaining that much!!

Agree about lousise acting like bit of
Sunburn. Surely if taking skin of legs back stomach or whoever for
Back and arms then double the area will be very sore. She didn't even seem To be in pain. Was thinking if it's on back arms or chest.... still unclear that the model will be out the window but no seems fine.

Though Vins been planted but he did want to leave phone T home which nobody ever does so could been trying not track his location. Though be big come down if Kim has no money and has to stop shopping.

If you are going sleep with your sister in law why walk around the house she shares with three other people in no clothes.

Just caught up on last nights.
It's just getting sillier now. The Jay's dad stuff is bizzare, how on earth would Phil have ever made the connection that a random homeless person he burnt to death would be the dad of a child that came on to the square 11/12 years later. I don't mind suspending reality but c'mon!
It needs some serious flashbacks to explain that!

Also how would Max have access to the car seat ( not that the package was hidden particularly well).

Have I missed Denise getting her results? I know A levels were on Thursday and I presumed Gcse's would be the same.

How are they going to worm their way out of that one? Maybe Phil only found out recently who Jay's real father was? How? Why?

the80s After Max' "I pack light" and Carmel's "he won't need a lot of clothes, DH and I turned to each other and just went "uuurgh!"

Why did Vincent only say 'no comment'? Was he secretly glad he wasn't going on holiday after all?

Squirrel yes! Max and Fi might as well waved at each other, "Cooey, I did it!" – "you are so clever!"

Phil is such a good actor, he can even have conscience-torture-sweats at will.

What a parcel of pish*

*stolen from another mnetter

Have I missed Denise getting her results? I know A levels were on Thursday and I presumed Gcse's would be the same.

GCSE results are this coming Thursday - Denise would have been away but now may be able to get them on the day.

I think they are txted to you now so you can get them anywhere, although knowing EE they will ignore this so we have a week of Denise gurning and pacing up and down a Spanish balcony

Ah thank you Iwantacampervan

Just watching now Ben is channeling his inner whispering phill and phill terrorising poor honey and Abi is a twat and its only 10 minutes in

Did Max plant those drugs and yeah the homelessguy was Jays dad rightyo

i thought the young man in the car lot ( that Phil torched for Frank butcher i believe??) was very young!??
~All this playing with the plots is doing my head in, not to mention smug Fiona and Linda and her big secret . tell us L!!
Ben is a twat - I just have to put that out there.

Pearl is clearly in on the whole thing and helping Max to bring everyone daaaahn.

Anybody notice fi and max have the same smirk do they do smirk lessons at drama school? LIsa faulkner isn't the best actress but she does the sleazy smirk very well.

Yes results next week shame she away now we not have to half an hour of her convinced she failed... ye right. Then oh what a suprise 3 As. In fact we should have a bet on it.