EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Fi is just so smug - having sex in the loos where you work ( and the gents at that too) and hanging out with Max isnt much to be smug about really, but she is! no wonder Linda gives her daggers.

Pearl helping Max out, how funny! ' yeah, kid, just put the drugs down the side of the car seat for me'.. 'okay, uncle Max..nows wheres that lollipop you promised me you scumbag'

Akire, my bet is she gets an 8 or a 9 in her exam.
The old lady who helped her get through the exam will also do really well.

What a lot of comments

I did wonder about the Phil killing jays dad as I rem the billy /shower scene very well !!!!

Why do ee rewrite history

Why is jane and IAN buying a flag when she is on a wheelchair and no garden

Saying that they don't really have one anyway. Back gate /door into kitchen

Did max plant the drugs and tip off?

Carmels and max sexual flirting is just pants 😆

Abi really is silly tho she Sussed out why Stephen slept wit her

And yes not a bad naked body of his. Suntanned

I'm hoping Kim Fox goes off to Marbella or wherever and bloody stays there, cannot abide her , shreiking harpie

Steven in the pub to Twitney , not wanting her Pound Shop Therapy

Would you not rather see her being poor? I'd love to see her attempt to hold down a proper job and have to shop in the mini mart.

I'm waiting to see if they give Denise a result with a number not a letter just to see if the scriptwriters are aware of what's going on.
Also, Bex and others getting results will have a mixture of letters and numbers if they announce them on Thursday's episode.

i like Kim, she is funny and sassy and a good mum.
She has Vincent under her thumb too!
shame we dont get to see her in her shades on a hammock. a trip abroad would be funny - minus Max though, he would just upset everyone.

Guess Bex will do badly, get upset then be comforted by Mr Price! Think Lauren and Abo went to college not sure the school has a 6th form or year12

Noo i love Kim she is light relief my sister reminds me of Kim not quite as annoying but the tottering about and constant chattering

Yep Kim is one of the better charcters on EE. She ligthens up the miserable storylines.

I don't understand why Vincent was so resigned when the police were sniffing around his car, almost like he knew he was guilty.

And I still don't understand what happened to the fire storyline and the minimal mention of it on Friday's episode.

Just caught up on EE. I was kind of correct. I didn't know he actually did it!!!

Maybe the gangster who Jase was in trouble with hired Phil to kill him? Were they wearing balacava's? (it was so long ago to remember). Its got to be less far fetched than Jase was not Jay's Dad and that some random homeless guy was, surely?

Kim was a shit to Denise during the baby and poverty storylines. Plus I hate how she throws her cash about. She's due a bit of hardship.

ding, i know what you mean, she wasnt that supportive of Dee's decision to have Ray adopted, but not everyone would be in real life either i would imagine - she came round in the end , despite her disapproval.
She didnt know that Dee was struggling and going to Cora's foodbank, Dee hid it all for a long time until Patrick came home from his trip abroad. She can be annoying, but i think with decent writing and a few good stories and one liners, she could become an EE legend in time. She has been in it a while too.

I love the way kim waddles on her high heels

Just catching up. Everyone falls in love with Sonia, now Mr. teacher Price will. They look uncannily similar, they have the same mouth and everything.

Will Phil announce he's ill? I agree with Squirrel he's pouring with sweat in every scene. It's dripping down his face.

I think all EE baddies are subjected to a mandatory Smirk Test when they audition.

Ha smirk tests 😊

Smirk test pass criteria;

To pass you need to give a convincing smirk, conveying a mixture of evil and smugness in your smirk and over all gloatiness.
The ability to hold the smirk for 3 seconds in case you get picked for the duff duff is essential.

Agree the way Vincent reacted to the police was odd - will this turn into a PSA re the police and racially motivated stop and searches, it was weirdly handled imo.

Also I DON'T GET IT!! Even if history gets rewritten and Phil somehow killed Jays dad on the land which was the car lot - why does Phil not want Ben to have it so that he doesn't profit from Phil's wrongdoing (I think that's what he said) when by doing that he gives the land his dad was killed on to Jay so he can profit from it - to my mind that seems even more wrong

Vincent was a police informant in the early days so he knows how to "andle the filth"

Arf - sinister

Thinking about it he does have to much money for what is a tiny bar. Maybe he is still working for the police? You know get arrested now and again to retain street cred. He defo wasn't suprised at it.

Yeah I wondered that too akire- his cash is still from royalties from his previous pop career (in a weird crossover into real life thing) I believe though, the Albert is more of a hobby really

It was a very strange arrest. I thought it was odd when he said "looks like cocaine"

ilost, yes, the smirk test is defo part of the process of becoming an EE regular! Lisa Faulkner ( Fi) obviously passed this bit as its become just part of her face now.
Baddies nearly always whisper too - Cora is a kind of 'semi' baddie, but she also does the ''whisper' really well. Phil's whisper does become full on booming when he is really cross though - he can switch about.
I suppose this is why i like Kim as she never whispers.
Do we think that Abi will become pregnant by spaniel head? Bringing a baby up in that house share makes me shudder!