EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Haven't watched in awhile so keeping up via this thread.

Whatever came of the stolen credit card that Ben and Jay used and the money Jay stole from Billy? Did he replace it seeing as he is back on his feet again?

What about Donna's stall? Did she get it or is she working anymore at all? Nothing ever came of her trying to get pregnant?

I'm just assuming max has a huge dick and good in bed 😂😂

Why else would all the woman fall for him

Then again could say the same with jack ......

Must be a branning thing 😂😂😂

Apart from sweaty dead brother derek

havent seen Donna in a while - or Robbie either, Dont know what is happening with her. She decided against having a child a while back.

ben and jay returned the goods - so , presumably, they cut up the card and nothing more was said. Now they are both set to come into money via Phil, they dont need it.
Blondes, your are naughty!! He has no trouble getting the women though.

They should do more with Donna at least at start had her looking for bloke d family now she what 35 and happy live with bunch of 21y olds!
Same with Kim was great when Denise had story lines and explored why she was spoilt princes and all the you not my real sister then zero.

A lot of the characters are doing very little - maybe 6 weeks ago when they were filming, a lot were on holiday in real life, so they have to work with who is around - plus its been a lot about Max and the carters more than Donna, the Foxes, Dot etc last few weeks ( oh, and Phil's return, louise's accident at the prom)
Also been a change of producer and the work going on, so maybe thats why it seems a bit disjointed.

Max...is he attractive or not? He's a Schrödinger's cat. I'd have to go there to know

lois, love that!! i fancy him , but i do have an odd taste in men - mind you, when people remark on the odd jumpers, the eating and strange shoes then i think i must be mad - but there is something about him!
He was good on the dancing and is slim , which is a plus!
Not sure - i am sure that Jake wood is much nicer in real life.

There is definitely something about him, yes. I still think it's because I loved Rainbow as a child and he looks like zippy. I might need medication

Zippy!! i dont know what it is, but he has soulful eyes and i can imagine just being charmed by him somehow, but falling for the bad stuff isnt good either. maybe i need meds too!

He's quiet too, always a plus. I could sit on the sofa and watch telly in peace. That's all I really want in a man

ha ha! yes, he has a soft voice - tends to be a whisper when he is hissing at someone , although all the baddies tend to do this in EE.

My dh has a go at me for talking over programmes he is watching, my voice is not soft! lol.
I dunno, he is what he is. been in it forever now and not improved with age really as regards women and stitching people up.
Tanya burying him alive years ago might have made him change his ways, but no.

On a eastenders fan forum I used to be on people used to go on about Max's bum being fabulous!

Bum watch tonight then!

I believe he has a nice pert bum !!!

Oh no, anyone else agree that Keanu's job in advertising is going to be standing on a grass verge holding one of those signs saying Golf Sale (or similar)?

Why can't she fix her bra straps?????!!!!

Old Sonia was great! As an awkward teen I admired her. I even brought her exercise video when she went through that really skinny phase. Except the workout was crap.

I think we need an 80s/90s Neighbours thread so we can reminisce about the glam twins and Harold's disappearance.

Oh good call! Yes someone in script things council scum-bra straps showing. If anything else you can't reach for stuff surely!

optimist I thought sth similar, maybe handing out flyers for the Albert's happy hour, or worse, boiler room!

Yes, how are you supposed to know she's 'council scum' if her one bra strap isn't showing? Or the buttons not straining? Or god forbid – combed hair!!

Ewwwwww. More Max for you then. I couldn't get past the baked bean on the promise of a sausage...

why did the nu-miller family wave the fridge doors all over the place.... ffs leave the fucking door shut you idiots!

If you are used to leccy running out you would know that it will keep a good 24h with door shut. Plus you always keep one eye on the meter.

Can someone tell me why Max made Stephen set fire to a house? I thought he just had to get tenants out, sounds like he murdered them and wrecked the house instead.

I was confused by that too...I thought I must have missed something

where is Turpin road? It's very close as mention it. Is it by station? Given Max isn't short of money and they been sent repossession order then visit by balief surely.

Why would Max ask him to do it when local cameras would see him 2 streets in same clothes. Just silly.

Don't get why Karen is always broke it's not easy on benefits but with 4 kids plus her least 70 week each. Plus disability /carer benefits. Ok she has debts but didn't cost that much to feed family and fund electric meter a week. Different with benefit cap and private rent but council rent still give her lots income. Esp as kids travel free London And school dinners etc. Plus the oldest has been on low wage so also an income.

where is Turpin road?
In the Vic, between Whitney's old room and the bathroom. Obviously