Celebrity Masterchef

[squoosh]

The new series of Celebrity Masterchef starts on the 18th June.

It features Chesney Hawkes AND Keith Chegwin! Can your ovaries handle the tsunami of sexiness that will surely ooze from your TV screen? And don’t forget the gorgeous Gregg Wallace, no one else quite carries off that half man/ half shoulder of pork look like the lovely Gregg.

There will be some other Z listers too (probably last spotted playing a baddie on an episode of Bergerac circa 1986) hoping to reignite their careers by wrestling with samphire quenelles.

(There may even be some Marcus Wareing)

Rylan is on it, I love him

Oh Rylan with the big gnashers! I don't mind him.

Squoosh I'm in stitches here laughing at your post, the kids are looking at me like I've finally lost the plot can't wait to play spot the least famous sleb.

I am soooo looking forward to it. And I love Rylan

I love Rylan too. He's done a great turnaround because he was bloody annoying on xfactor and i couldn't stand him. He's a great tv personality.

Here's something to whet your appetite for next week Ellenora!

(Have you ever seen a more smug looking man in your life?)

Thanks so much squoosh :) He has a face only a mother could love and if he turns up in that bloody flatcap and wolly jumper I think I'll cry, why is John looking so shiny, has he had a little visit to the botox clinic

Wonder which young lady Greg will be all over (yuck)

yay, something to look forward too

Hooray! Mind you, I've got so many TV things I'm trying to keep up with, there's no time for work. Or indeed life.

Chesney Hawkes is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine! And apparently he's a very pleasant fellow indeed. I love him. Love Rylan too he's lovely.

Chesney looks so attractive on promo photo!

saw the trailer for this and only recognised Syd Little

Are we ready?

Are we all set ladies, no wolly jumpers or caps with a bit of luck

Who are most of these people?

Hello all, btw.

Ooh Natalie from strictly, I love her :)

Need to get my sunglasses for the over bleached teeth.
Tish-that's a name is it?

Yvette Fielding, bloody hell!

I didn't recognise her. Nfc who the rest are.

Hey hallsall and whatfuckery :) is that the girl that used to be in holby and another one from blue Peter I think, Marlon's dead Mrs from emmerdale is there also

Who's sarah, don't recognise her

Chesney has 3 children!

Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud...I think!

'Most haunted presenter Yvette' sounds wrong somehow.

A "girls" aloud. Nothing very inspiring so far.