Celebrity Masterchef

[squoosh]

The new series of Celebrity Masterchef starts on the 18th June.

It features Chesney Hawkes AND Keith Chegwin! Can your ovaries handle the tsunami of sexiness that will surely ooze from your TV screen? And don’t forget the gorgeous Gregg Wallace, no one else quite carries off that half man/ half shoulder of pork look like the lovely Gregg.

There will be some other Z listers too (probably last spotted playing a baddie on an episode of Bergerac circa 1986) hoping to reignite their careers by wrestling with samphire quenelles.

(There may even be some Marcus Wareing)

[SheHasAWildHeart]

Scott was so intense it was quite scary.

[LIZS]

How did Rylan get to the final without ever cooking fish. Surely they need to be grounded in the basics early on. Scott couldn't go further, vegetarians rarely do, made too many mistakes.

[Davros]

I loved Rylan, wanted Sam to win, happy for Kimberly

[KnockMeDown]

I am delighted for her! But I was rooting for her all along, and she was head and shoulders about the others today!

[Hassled]

It won't be Rylan. When Wotsit said about him being the "Sleb Who'd Learnt The Most" that was code for "you're out".

[squoosh]

Stalking, following, potato, potah-to!

[SwedishEdith]

Feel sorry for Sam.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Wrong!

[squoosh]

Good result!

[Chipstick10]

It's going to be rylan

[squoosh]

This is like the theme music to the Shawshank Redemption. Maybe the winner will be forced to crawl thorough a tunnel of shit.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

When you say "following" you do mean stalking don't you Squoosh?
Ooo, I'm going for not rylan.

[SwedishEdith]

Kimberley is like Reece Witherspoon.

[squoosh]

I may have started following Marcus on twitter and I may have seen photos he posted from the Masterchef studio.

[NaughtToThreeSadOnions]

It should be Sam he's been the most consistent

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Who's Not Rylan?

[squoosh]

G'wan Kimberly!

[squoosh]

Nice looking food, doesn't make up for lack of marcus.

NEVER HAVE WISER WORDS BEEN UTTERED.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

I'm baaaack! I just got carried away by a wave of ennui, but sheer boredom brought me back.
I have gone blind though, watched gino earlier and what with his pearly choppers and rylans bleached beyond white gnashers-I can't see!
Nice looking food, doesn't make up for lack of marcus.

[squoosh]

Kimberley's food looks the prettiest.

[SwedishEdith]

Dandelion and Burdock ice cream sounds fantastic.

[squoosh]

[Chipstick10]

Praise The Lord squoosh I thought I was living in a parallel universe where everybody worships rylan

[NoisyOyster]

Why was he suddenly allowed extra time to plate up?!

[squoosh]

I've really gone off Rylan!