Celebrity Masterchef

[squoosh]

The new series of Celebrity Masterchef starts on the 18th June.

It features Chesney Hawkes AND Keith Chegwin! Can your ovaries handle the tsunami of sexiness that will surely ooze from your TV screen? And don’t forget the gorgeous Gregg Wallace, no one else quite carries off that half man/ half shoulder of pork look like the lovely Gregg.

There will be some other Z listers too (probably last spotted playing a baddie on an episode of Bergerac circa 1986) hoping to reignite their careers by wrestling with samphire quenelles.

(There may even be some Marcus Wareing)

[squoosh]

I really want to try that beef. I may need to re-mortgage..........

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

No, just chuck that lump of raw overpriced tuna away.
This sounds dodgy, but I think chef Ross is trying to look oriental.
She burnt a lump of 100 squid beef? Fuck off they would let her do that.

[squoosh]

I'll have to take another look at Chef Ross!

[Halsall]

Yvette is on course to become Blue Peter's Most Burnt presenter as well as Most Haunted.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Sarah has nail polish on! No fucking way! That's her food and hygiene badge fucked.

[Ellenora5]

All this talk off Ross reminds of Ross Burden, I didn't know he had died until awhile ago, he was very young, I used to love him on ready steady cook

[squoosh]

Ah Ellenora that was sad, poor guy was only in his forties.

[SaguaroBlossom]

Cheney is the most smiley person ever!

[squoosh]

Chesney has not aged one jot since I was hoiked into a body suit and jigging about to his choons at the school disco in 1991.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Well I know what the dc can get Dh for Father's Day! Have you all checked out Greggs sexy grandad jumper? Rrrrrowww! Hold me back.
Sarah's hair-me or needs a good wash?

[NealCaffreysHat]

I am on catch up and intrigued by Sarah's forehead. It looked very normal like mine in the restaurant round non moving!

[squoosh]

Fish cake logic.

[squoosh]

I bet she starts every second conversation with 'Back in the 80's when I was ....wait for it.................A BLUE PETER PRESENTER!'

[Halsall]

Needs a good wash, ohwhat, deffo.

[NealCaffreysHat]

Missed out half my post, meant in the first round it moved lots, in the restaurant round not at all.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

And I had a different face....
Surely water for pasta needs to boiling?

[Ellenora5]

It was squoosh, very sad.

Sarah looks a bloody mess, not sure one big fishcake will cut the mustard in this game.

[LoveVintage]

Hmm, Yvette is a tad irritating.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Syllabub looks nice though.

[Pomegranatemolasses]

Fish looks really dry.

[squoosh]

Is she wearing Rylan's gnashers?

Celebs and their veneer obsession......

[Pomegranatemolasses]

Nice=wow?

[SwedishEdith]

a pancake?

[Pomegranatemolasses]

Pancake fell flat.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

That's dull.
Ooo doughnuts.