Celebrity Masterchef

[squoosh]

The new series of Celebrity Masterchef starts on the 18th June.

It features Chesney Hawkes AND Keith Chegwin! Can your ovaries handle the tsunami of sexiness that will surely ooze from your TV screen? And don’t forget the gorgeous Gregg Wallace, no one else quite carries off that half man/ half shoulder of pork look like the lovely Gregg.

There will be some other Z listers too (probably last spotted playing a baddie on an episode of Bergerac circa 1986) hoping to reignite their careers by wrestling with samphire quenelles.

(There may even be some Marcus Wareing)

I thought he was a Chuckle Brother!

Evening everyone, haven't seen Sid Little in years

How on earth could you mix up salmon with cod, two completely different colours

I love that all they can say about Sid is that he's planning to cook his wife a curry.

Sweet.

Mica has not aged.
But didn't she have a cooki g show a while back with Miquita Oliver's mum?
I lived her on Come Dine with me.

Loved her. Not lived her.

No that was Neneh Cherry!

Yes, I remember her on Come Dine with Me. I think she'll be good.

Who is the woman with the fringe?

Amanda Donohoe, she was like the 1980s Liz Hurley I think.

Amanda Donohoe looks good for 52

Was it? I thought that she got a cooking show off the back of CDWM. Hmmm.
Well, she should have done.

Who's Danny?

Amanda Donohoe? Cripes! I remember her.

Danny is a paralympian I think. I never know the sports people.

Was Amanda Donohue in LA law years ago, and then was she in emmerdale or I am completely mixing her up with someone else.

Mica looks great and knows what she is doing

LA Law, that's the one! She was quite a big star for a while.

Thanks squoosh :) I also remember her in a film years ago about being on a desert island, think she was with Oliver Reed, I'm showing my age now

I want to give Sid a reassuring hug.

Aww I know, he's lovely

Missed a bit. Amanda's a bit too stressy isn't she?

She seems very nervous SwedishEdith, very jumpy.

I don't know any of these people, but as a furriner I'm usually impressed if I do.

I'm am seriously not liking Micha.

I can't quite make up my mind, Stinkers. Sometimes I think she's making a show because she's not got what it takes other times I think she's quite cool and funny, not that being cool and funny is anything to do with her cooking skills

I think Sam's the one who's taking it seriously and putting the effort in at the moment. Seems like a nice boy.

I love her music and I liked her when she was on CDWM. I juse think she's a bit of a prat now. I'm watching on iplayer as I type. Maybe nerves has a lot to do with it.... yep, Sam is great. Sid is a sweetheart but I worry about him coping!!!