Celebrity Masterchef

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The new series of Celebrity Masterchef starts on the 18th June.

It features Chesney Hawkes AND Keith Chegwin! Can your ovaries handle the tsunami of sexiness that will surely ooze from your TV screen? And don’t forget the gorgeous Gregg Wallace, no one else quite carries off that half man/ half shoulder of pork look like the lovely Gregg.

There will be some other Z listers too (probably last spotted playing a baddie on an episode of Bergerac circa 1986) hoping to reignite their careers by wrestling with samphire quenelles.

(There may even be some Marcus Wareing)

Ches has a bit of Keanu about him, I think.

Go Chezzers!

The veneers are like beacons in the night, mind you I wouldn't object to grugly getting his gnashers fixed

He did say he's a one trick pony though.

Bye bye Yvette.

Yvette is super pale , which seems appropriate for a Most Haunted presenter

chez obv. maybe vetted to go.

'I like cream and I like Limoncello'

They both involve pouring, oh the skill Gregg!

Yvette.
I can't stop staring at Sarah's forehead now. Has her Botox melted in the kitchen?

Glad Yvette has gone, she looks like the type of woman I'd imagine you'd have met at some Victorian temperance movement.

I found out today that Yvette (and her daughter) play for dh's softball team. He got very excited, bless him.

Sarah needs to step away from the cosmetic procedures.

So, he will be very sad his new claim to fame has been booted off

Right oh, catch you all next time, I'm off to catch up on my kitchen rules :) (I may have a slight addiction to cooking shows )

Well that didn't last long. DH just said "fucking hell, barrel being scraped there" and commandeered the remote! The bastard. (Actually it does look a load of cock)

I've just turned it on, Sarah is already annoying me

I'm just catching up and I too am getting the clench with Sarah. The flapping and squawking would have me removing her giblets.

Sarah seemed off her tits!

She was a mess wasn't she, however the other three did well in the final round, but Sheree and Chesney were streets ahead at legoland and in the first round, think they could go far, I must be going mad because I thought Wayne Sleep did terribly bad last year

God Sarah is annoying - yes, you're on masterchef, they might expect you to cook something sometime, stop bloody flapping and faffing and pulling faces and just get on with it!

The teeth on the woman with dark hair, not the one with the horse's head, are ridiculous! I also take issue with Fregg saying in the relay round that they didn't have the ingredients to make crumble because they didn't have oats! There are NO effing oats in real crumble dickhead and I'm sick of the new fashion of making it with muesli, almonds etc

The teeth are mesmerising!

Are they new? I don't remember them being so distracting when she was in Emmerdale.

Just catching up on this now. Sarah is so incredibly annoying, which I don't find surprising considering her day job. Chesney is rather lovely. I like Sheree because she comes across so sweet and mumsy. No real opinion on Tish.

Glad I've found you.

Syd Little looks like Pete Waterman