On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Bravo!

you don'tmean the last bit, right?

And admit it- you've either nicked that, or secretly been plotting this thread all day

Nah. I'm that sad good.

The last thread

Genius Op, Sue.
I'm so excited (well a bit) and Nanfucker isn't going to be there.
I'm going to vote for Chowmein because he's small and cute and such a tiddly wee thing and I want to mother him.

That's really good Sue!

I'm watching Nanfucker get knocked out again, just for the shits and giggles!

Gotta know how it ends (and what songs will be murdered!).

Bravo bravo vair good

I'm also missing Nanfucker already. Tonight is going to be an anti climax I fear, and Pinhead's already won hasn't he? Probs.

I do miss NanFucker. I love to hate them all, and he made it so easy

Sue!

I bet he has been in a right bad mood today! I should imagine Gary is pleased he has chucked that phone in the bushes!

Sue, much as I have loved the greasy, cheesy stylings of mr A. nan. fucker, it is this thread which I will miss the most. Your op was a fitting final herald to the only fun in my weekend. I salute you.

Innit tragic? I love the XF fred more than going out. I shall be gutted when Mingehead finally gives it up and we have nothing to collectively swear at on Saturday nights.

Maybe not GreenyEyes, remember when Will beat Gareth?
i voted for Will that year.
It was the Best Reality Final Ever.
I wonder where Nanfucker's next gig will be.
Any bets on the star guest on Loose Women?

I am watching Elf first
Strting now on c4

Oh yeah when Will beat Gareth- I got monumentally pissed that night in celebration. It was right ip there with Alex beating Spencer in Big Brother series 2

Will I ever get a life I wonder?

Simon was gutted when Will won- the whole series had been set up for a Gareth win. It was brilliant.
He was also gutted when Brookstein won the first 'X Factor' - he was cheesy and boringring any bells Not exactly what Simon had had in mind! Ever since then 'overs' have never done well. Unless you count Matt the hat- they changed the over's to 'over 28's' so they could sneak him in as an 'under'

Ta for heads up Sue

I love Elf. I watched it for the first time this year in OCTOBER

I'm currently very fond of 'Arthur Christmas'

Love Elf. There is nothing wrong with any of that film. You know how all Christmas films have something just wrong - usually invoving death (looking at you creepy Jack Frost or Santa Clause). Elf is flawless.
Off to watch and eat mini eggs. Laterz fellow haterz

Also watching Elf with much excitement!

GreenyEyes - I have even less of a life than you, because that was series 3 pedantic

I maintain that every single finalist in the original series of Pop Idol was better than some of the winners we've had since. Remember Rosif

GreenyEyes - I have even less of a life than you, because that was series 3 pedantic

I maintain that every single finalist in the original series of Pop Idol was better than some of the winners we've had since. Remember Rosie Ribbons, Hayley Evetts, Zoe Birkett? Even Darius wasn't so bad.

Series 3 doh

Haha I was just thinking 'no I don't remember Rosif at all'

Sorry for unfinished first post there

Sue, totally agree. Elf is just brilliant. The escalator scene is outstanding.