On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

MrsV ! < have you voted in the Christmas name-change comp? You was robbed- your's is inspired>

vote for me everyone

Pinhead has won it already. Can't see him making it internationally without some serious dental work, poor boy will be strapped in a chair till Christmas.

Awwww, Christmas tune !

Chees-a-rama, like a mouldy over ripe stilton.

XFactor, I salute you

Christ-mus?

They don't like Kye, do they?

Is there someone missing, or am I imaging things?

ahh, a lovely mimed Christmas singalong.

So we can tell from this what songs the finalists won't be singing (was sure Chowmeinwould do mariah)

One of Kye's backing wenches- you can nearly see her Crackers if you pardon the pun

Ellas still doing the Barry White impersonation

Gotta love rylan!

Raah, link it baybee

Oh good, Rylan in Narnia.

Is he gonna show up?

Rylan knows he is the star!

I've woken up in 1973. What's with the pointless dolly birds?

KingRaahh

I have indeed voted, for YOU !

I woz GUTTED not to be nominated. I mean, I put so much effort in.

No-one's really noticed that for 1 months I am in disguise, acksherley.

He has gone back to Liverpool.

Where's Spraggers?

I was going to say there's a gap in the middle for Nanfucker, but no.Filled by Teeny Carlton and the Pinhead.

Pinhead lurching out like the BFG

11 months, duh...

it's a cracker!

He does lurch, innit Greeny?

Don;t any of them want to be in it anymore? :(

Has anyone mentioned Ella is ONLY 16!

She is ya'know.