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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...


I miss NanFucker.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 19:45

MrsV ! < have you voted in the Christmas name-change comp? You was robbed- your's is inspired>


vote for me everyone

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:45

Pinhead has won it already. Can't see him making it internationally without some serious dental work, poor boy will be strapped in a chair till Christmas.

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MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 19:45

Awwww, Christmas tune !

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 19:45

Chees-a-rama, like a mouldy over ripe stilton.

XFactor, I salute you

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GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 09/12/2012 19:45

Christ-mus?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:46

They don't like Kye, do they? Xmas Grin

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MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 19:46

Is there someone missing, or am I imaging things? Xmas Wink

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 19:46

ahh, a lovely mimed Christmas singalong.

So we can tell from this what songs the finalists won't be singing (was sure Chowmeinwould do mariah)

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 19:46

One of Kye's backing wenches- you can nearly see her Crackers if you pardon the pun

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GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 19:46

Ellas still doing the Barry White impersonation

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GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 09/12/2012 19:47

Gotta love rylan!

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:47

Raah, link it baybee

Oh good, Rylan in Narnia.

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Jellykat · 09/12/2012 19:47

Is he gonna show up?

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IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 19:47

Rylan knows he is the star!

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BOFingSanta · 09/12/2012 19:47

I've woken up in 1973. What's with the pointless dolly birds?

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MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 19:47

KingRaahh

I have indeed voted, for YOU !

I woz GUTTED not to be nominated. I mean, I put so much effort in. Xmas Grin

No-one's really noticed that for 1 months I am in disguise, acksherley. Xmas Wink

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Vagaceratops · 09/12/2012 19:47

He has gone back to Liverpool.

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 19:48

Where's Spraggers?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:48

I was going to say there's a gap in the middle for Nanfucker, but no.Filled by Teeny Carlton and the Pinhead.

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GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 19:48

Pinhead lurching out like the BFG

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MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 19:48

11 months, duh...

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 19:48
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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:48

He does lurch, innit Greeny?

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cardibach · 09/12/2012 19:49

Don;t any of them want to be in it anymore? :(

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 19:49

Has anyone mentioned Ella is ONLY 16!

She is ya'know.

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