On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...


I miss NanFucker.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Digital spy forum users apparently had a massive campaign to vote for him. As a joke, they all hated him but wanted to see how far they could get him. Maybe they got bored at the end?

[BillyBollyBrandy]

SES My mother.

I have disowned her.

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

Maybe Nans in their droves voted for him?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I think he tweaked the systems at the Call centre he worked in,and had a phone on constant re-dial. Or something.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Wouldn't that just be the most perfect end? If he had?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Sue- it would be brilliant

[MsElleTow]

His twitter biography still says he works in a call centre!
Bet he feels a prick this morning and not the one he normally feels either!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I feel sorry for his colleagues. And since he hopefully will not be welcome on the tour, he's going to need a job! I bet they take turns walking behind him,singing cheesy 80's ballads....

[snowtunesgirl]

Ooh handbags at dawn. Naughty, naughty NF.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Wow. The voting stats are just bizarre. And it's like someone smelled a rat after week 7 (when James was in the bottom 2) and the 'real' results started filtering through, and Nanfucker was way behind.He only narrowly beat the BabyShits in the semifinal. Very fishy, if you ask me!

[MsElleTow]

Someone tweeted Tulisa asking how Nanfucker had a verified Twitter account, she came back with, what's he verified as "knob head"?

I was reading Twitter last night while DH was asleep, it was the most fun I've had in bed for ages!

[MsElleTow]

just for fun!

[MsElleTow]

Nanfucker's latest tweet(about 10mins ago)

"good morning guys, still got a really bad chest infection. :-X still on antibiotics. love u all thank u so much 4 all ur love and support xx"

Poor chap can't remember he had a bad throat yesterday, he must be poorly!

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

The mos shocking bit of it all is that Sky News reports that he is 24. He looks 44!!!!

[Bluefrogs]

Very late to add this I know but I went to the show on Saturday night and Nanfucker was booed every single time his picture came on screen,or his name was mentioned and when he came on stage.
You could feel the hatred in the room.
It was so bad the warm up guy came on stage in the ad break telling people to stop.
When his family were being interviewed the cheering came from the production crew who were manically trying to create some excitement for him.
On the flip side his nan was being a love and happily having her photo taken with people as we were leaving-people seemed genuinely affectionate towards her.

[snowtunesgirl]

Property, that must be a mistake as he was in the Over 28s category. I think he's 34?

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Wow. As if people didn't like him before, his behaviour last night which I'm inclined to believe was true, has just really turned my stomach. Sore loser like some Yankee 14 year old on US Idol, frankly.

My kids know how to behave more graciously in defeat than him. I think perhaps that what Primark 1 said about their phoneline not working rings just a little more true now. Even though they were shit as well.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Just read what Rylan said- he had the right idea, knew he was pants at singing, was purely there for the hype and fame, took the piss out of himself, and Borelow. Left with a shrug and a laugh. I think you'll see a lot more of him round the sleb circuit than Nanfucker now.

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

Absolutely fellow! Rylan will have a similar career to Brian Dowling - camp presenting but I reckon he'll get plenty of telly gigs! NF will do bingo halls.

[MsElleTow]

Fellowship, his Twitter is genuine I'm sure. I believe he did behave how the papers said, as well! I really do hope he is pulled from the tour, I can't see how he can go now. When I have been I have seen them leave on a bus, could you imagine him there, with the rest of them?

It's weird, I think, that there has been no mention of any of this on the tele since last night. Usually This Morning has quite a big piece on the X Factor, but they had a quick interview with James, then moved on to something else! There is definitely something going on IMVHO!

[VivaLeBeaver]

I read that in the bits filmed in his hometown the "crowds" outside his house and at his workplace were production crew and people dragged in to stand there. He didn't have enough friends, fans, workmates, etc who wanted to come and see him.

[MsElleTow]

I read that too Viva! Then his "boss" from the call centre commented on the Mirror website and denied it!

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Me too Viva.

Perhaps they are worried about him either attempting suicide (after the radio gag thing), losing the plot like SuBo, or suing. The problem is when someone mentions bullying, everyone shits themselves these days.

Its not fair on Pinhead though, NF is just doing whatever he can to steal the limelight.

[MsElleTow]

looks like he might be going back to the call centre

[BillyBollyBrandy]

I have just lost hours on that site MsElle