On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...


I miss NanFucker.

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Kind of wish Nanfucker was still in, I actually don't care who wins it.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Nicely done there Sue

I was going to stalk in with
"Ding dong, Nanfuckers gone"

But that seems shit by comparison.

I think Chowmeinia will win, get a Peter Andre type show, then disappear faster than an Asda Wine deal

I for one am disappointed, nay saddened, that, now the News of the World has gone, we didn't get to read a "Chris Maloney- My True Story" expose, along with moody advert on TV.

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

Ah yes Pop idol. Wasn't Brenda in those finalists too? Or was she in an early X factor? Anyway she was great - she made it to Broadway! Zoe was very good too. They could actually keep in tune. The only one who got on my mamaries was Shayne (Stoopid spelling) Ward who did the agonising falsetto malarkey.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

ocomeallye erm, Shayne is my dps cousin

Its OK, he can't stand him either!

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

oops! I just didn't warm to him! though he was quite fit I thought it harsh that they wouldn't let him release a record for ages to 'allow new artists on the label opportunity' so when he did finally get to release an album everyone had forgotten him and the girls who voted for him are now listening to Greenday and Kings of Leon

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Busy day in Manchester (wonder how many times Dermot will feel the need to tell people that's where he is tonight? ). Derby day,X Factor final- wonder which will have the most troublesome fans

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

You're all ignoring me on the other thread

Nanfucker is banned from tonights show!!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Last time I saw Shayne on anything he had MASSIVE bouffy hair. Think he may have been promoting a musical, possibly 'Rock of Ages'.

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

Post the link on here snow! That thread is old news!

[MsElleTow]

Shayne is going on Dancing On Ice in the new year apparently!

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

Nanfucker throws a hissy

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker is banned?
but what about the group mime?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Miss- really? wow. Gareth did it too,and whatsername from Hear'say-Suzanne? And Ray- runner up to Leona Lewis. I like DOI. It fills a reality shit tv gap until The Voice starts

[MsElleTow]

. He really is a cunt isn't he?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

My strikeouts are failing today

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Oh, it's just fabulous

[MsElleTow]

Yes Raah, I read it in the Sun (so probably bollocks), I think it said he is doing it with Maria!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Not since Nasty Nick in BB1 will a man be so hated now.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

^ ignore the fact that makes no sense grammatically. YKWIM.

[MsElleTow]

You can imagine that hissy fit though, can't you Sue? I bet he was begging for his Nan, and speed dialling Gary, not knowing the phone had been chucked!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

And he had the big row with the Hard Faced Shania one, who looks like she's seen a few bar fights in her time.
It's bloody marve

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Well, she's one of the few left that hasn't been given the push,Miss.Glad to see the back of Frankie,though.

[MsElleTow]

I wonder if he will be dropped from the tour?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Oh,I hope so. It will serve him right. Did Cockwomble get to go on tour?I can't remember....

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I think he did, sadly.