On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Sorry Billy.

DS1 thinks, that as you are all such great fans of Wand Erection, you'll appreciate this!

Hi all, thanks for the blog love from a few weeks ago. Just to let you know my review of this weekend's final is up!
chbadtv.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/x-factor-live-shows-final-which-is.html

Although now I'm thinking I should have just copy-pasted that 12 days of X Factor poem and it would have been better.

Ms that's hilarious!

Isn't it Faith? I really belly laughed when I watched it first! DS1 said "you've got to put this on MN!" when he found it and showed me!

Carli- I have just spent 10 minutes laughing at your blog. I thinkthe dc are readyfor school...

Emily.Fucking.Sande.

Brilliant

omg- the pissed off cat!! it's a good job dh is here to take the kids, because i haven't stopped laughing, and look as deranged as Shitsinger

Haha thanks Raahh!

Haha thanks Raahh!

Love the blog Carli- tried to comment but it wants my credit card details as I have such a youthful complexion. Still loved it though- jahmazing!

I love the Muppets saying goodbye song. That's my fave muppets movie - Muppets Take Manhattan. Tis the best.

I've been reading today how the other contestants are trying to get Chim-chiminee Kye on the tour instead of Nanfucker. And that NF could face a fine of £100,000 for his behaviour at the weekend.- that'll take up a lot of Nan's pension!

Bazza hasn't said much...

How can they fine an ex call centre worker 100k? It's not like he will have the money.

Ha just seen this! Very clever. Enjoy!