On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...


I miss NanFucker.

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

Ha just seen this! Very clever. Enjoy!

[VivaLeBeaver]

How can they fine an ex call centre worker 100k? It's not like he will have the money.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I've been reading today how the other contestants are trying to get Chim-chiminee Kye on the tour instead of Nanfucker. And that NF could face a fine of £100,000 for his behaviour at the weekend.- that'll take up a lot of Nan's pension!

Bazza hasn't said much...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I love the Muppets saying goodbye song. That's my fave muppets movie - Muppets Take Manhattan. Tis the best.

[BOFingSanta]

Love the blog Carli- tried to comment but it wants my credit card details as I have such a youthful complexion. Still loved it though- jahmazing!

[CarliH]

Haha thanks Raahh!

[CarliH]

Haha thanks Raahh!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

omg- the pissed off cat!! it's a good job dh is here to take the kids, because i haven't stopped laughing, and look as deranged as Shitsinger

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Carli- I have just spent 10 minutes laughing at your blog. I thinkthe dc are readyfor school...

Emily.Fucking.Sande.

Brilliant

[MsElleTow]

Isn't it Faith? I really belly laughed when I watched it first! DS1 said "you've got to put this on MN!" when he found it and showed me!

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

Ms that's hilarious!

[CarliH]

Hi all, thanks for the blog love from a few weeks ago. Just to let you know my review of this weekend's final is up!
chbadtv.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/x-factor-live-shows-final-which-is.html

Although now I'm thinking I should have just copy-pasted that 12 days of X Factor poem and it would have been better.

[MsElleTow]

Sorry Billy.

DS1 thinks, that as you are all such great fans of Wand Erection, you'll appreciate this!

[BillyBollyBrandy]

I have just lost hours on that site MsElle

[MsElleTow]

looks like he might be going back to the call centre

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Me too Viva.

Perhaps they are worried about him either attempting suicide (after the radio gag thing), losing the plot like SuBo, or suing. The problem is when someone mentions bullying, everyone shits themselves these days.

Its not fair on Pinhead though, NF is just doing whatever he can to steal the limelight.

[MsElleTow]

I read that too Viva! Then his "boss" from the call centre commented on the Mirror website and denied it!

[VivaLeBeaver]

I read that in the bits filmed in his hometown the "crowds" outside his house and at his workplace were production crew and people dragged in to stand there. He didn't have enough friends, fans, workmates, etc who wanted to come and see him.

[MsElleTow]

Fellowship, his Twitter is genuine I'm sure. I believe he did behave how the papers said, as well! I really do hope he is pulled from the tour, I can't see how he can go now. When I have been I have seen them leave on a bus, could you imagine him there, with the rest of them?

It's weird, I think, that there has been no mention of any of this on the tele since last night. Usually This Morning has quite a big piece on the X Factor, but they had a quick interview with James, then moved on to something else! There is definitely something going on IMVHO!

[OComeAllYeFaithBaby]

Absolutely fellow! Rylan will have a similar career to Brian Dowling - camp presenting but I reckon he'll get plenty of telly gigs! NF will do bingo halls.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Just read what Rylan said- he had the right idea, knew he was pants at singing, was purely there for the hype and fame, took the piss out of himself, and Borelow. Left with a shrug and a laugh. I think you'll see a lot more of him round the sleb circuit than Nanfucker now.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Wow. As if people didn't like him before, his behaviour last night which I'm inclined to believe was true, has just really turned my stomach. Sore loser like some Yankee 14 year old on US Idol, frankly.

My kids know how to behave more graciously in defeat than him. I think perhaps that what Primark 1 said about their phoneline not working rings just a little more true now. Even though they were shit as well.

[snowtunesgirl]

Property, that must be a mistake as he was in the Over 28s category. I think he's 34?

[Bluefrogs]

Very late to add this I know but I went to the show on Saturday night and Nanfucker was booed every single time his picture came on screen,or his name was mentioned and when he came on stage.
You could feel the hatred in the room.
It was so bad the warm up guy came on stage in the ad break telling people to stop.
When his family were being interviewed the cheering came from the production crew who were manically trying to create some excitement for him.
On the flip side his nan was being a love and happily having her photo taken with people as we were leaving-people seemed genuinely affectionate towards her.

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

The mos shocking bit of it all is that Sky News reports that he is 24. He looks 44!!!!