On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

I will miss Jahmene's shiny suits.

I think Louis stole them from Westlife circa 2002.

I wonder if they will say that Christopher has fucked off home!

Evening ladies. No Christmas cards tonight. So all ready for one final evening of bitchin.....

(nice opener Sue BTW)

I think they're jus going to pretend he never existed

I voted for you Raahh. Us reality veterans have to stick together to handle the trauma.

Where is nanfucker?!!!

See upthread Billy.

Well we were soooooo right about NanFucker, do we get a prize?

MrsV

I'm trailing....but it's the taking part, being nominated etc etc ...

He has had a paddy and fucked off back to his Nan, Billy!

I wonder what Nanfucker is doing now?

My iPhone automatically put Nanfucker in then.

Yes jelly. I've not worked it out yet, but go have a large glass of something alcoholic

All Nanfucker goss in Snowball's link ^ up there.
It's a good'un. Worth laminating a read.

Nooooooooooooo! Magnanimous in defeat then.

I bet his nan is ashamed

Was MK1 there?

Why weren't Primark there? Or Spraggs. The NF story is v amusing. Nitwit.

Oh, he's watching MrsM. With a sharpened paperknife and fury - like Sideshow Bob.

My iPad does the same MissMogwi!

Stropped off in a girly strop

If Ma Chein has the pigtails in, I'll give him my vote.

Cardi- we survived JCS. We are troupers.

Are they in MANCHESTER? In front of 10,000 people?

Wow, thought they were in a shed on the isle of Wight, watched by 5 nuns.

Awww, KingRaahh

There's still time...it was a good list this year, more people getting into nc's...but you knows I luffs you best.

Been whiling away the afternoons watching the Stafoil Master's from RAH...Tin Henman is a bloody good player y'know....and Mac won the Legends match earlier today.

Roll on Roland Garros 2013 !

I have said where Primark One are too. Upthread. We giveth of gossip.

Does nobody RTFT anymore?

PLEASE Do NOT let Chowmeinia do Let It Be. I will cuss even more than usual

Even dp has started referring to them by the nicknames we gave them, except he says Pinhead looks like someone from the Goonies. Which I cannot confirm as I've not seen the film.