On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...


I miss NanFucker.

[Vagaceratops]

I will miss Jahmene's shiny suits.

I think Louis stole them from Westlife circa 2002.

[MsElleTow]

I wonder if they will say that Christopher has fucked off home!

[orangeone]

Evening ladies. No Christmas cards tonight. So all ready for one final evening of bitchin.....

(nice opener Sue BTW)

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I think they're jus going to pretend he never existed

[cardibach]

I voted for you Raahh. Us reality veterans have to stick together to handle the trauma.

[BillyBollyBrandy]

Where is nanfucker?!!!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

See upthread Billy.

[Jellykat]

Well we were soooooo right about NanFucker, do we get a prize?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

MrsV

I'm trailing....but it's the taking part, being nominated etc etc ...

[MsElleTow]

He has had a paddy and fucked off back to his Nan, Billy!

[MissMogwi]

I wonder what Nanfucker is doing now?

My iPhone automatically put Nanfucker in then.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Yes jelly. I've not worked it out yet, but go have a large glass of something alcoholic

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

All Nanfucker goss in Snowball's link ^ up there.
It's a good'un. Worth laminating a read.

[BillyBollyBrandy]

Nooooooooooooo! Magnanimous in defeat then.

I bet his nan is ashamed

[Vagaceratops]

Was MK1 there?

[tigerdriverII]

Why weren't Primark there? Or Spraggs. The NF story is v amusing. Nitwit.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Oh, he's watching MrsM. With a sharpened paperknife and fury - like Sideshow Bob.

[MsElleTow]

My iPad does the same MissMogwi!

[Scootergrrrl]

Stropped off in a girly strop

[GreenyEyes]

If Ma Chein has the pigtails in, I'll give him my vote.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Cardi- we survived JCS. We are troupers.

Are they in MANCHESTER? In front of 10,000 people?

Wow, thought they were in a shed on the isle of Wight, watched by 5 nuns.

[MrsChristmasVamos]

Awww, KingRaahh

There's still time...it was a good list this year, more people getting into nc's...but you knows I luffs you best.

Been whiling away the afternoons watching the Stafoil Master's from RAH...Tin Henman is a bloody good player y'know....and Mac won the Legends match earlier today.

Roll on Roland Garros 2013 !

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I have said where Primark One are too. Upthread. We giveth of gossip.

Does nobody RTFT anymore?

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

PLEASE Do NOT let Chowmeinia do Let It Be. I will cuss even more than usual

Even dp has started referring to them by the nicknames we gave them, except he says Pinhead looks like someone from the Goonies. Which I cannot confirm as I've not seen the film.