On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...


I miss NanFucker.

[GreenyEyes]

whoopwhoopwhoop

[whiteandyelloworchid]

pulls up a chair

hi everyone

doesnt seem the same on a sunday though

i prefer it on sat night with a takeaway

[cardibach]

I was pleased, too, Raahh! I just want to see Louis's show dance he will probably wear a revealing outfit be awesome because of the gym-elastics

[GreenyEyes]

I'll miss old Shitzy if she doesn't come back next year, the crazy mofo

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Rhianna? Didn't we JUST have her? With her Broight lakka DYEmond?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I FUCKING HATE RIHANNA

Which is good, as i have a nanfucker sized hole to fill with bitchiness.

That sounds wrong, doesn't it

[MsElleTow]

Do you still love Nanfucker, YellowOrchid now he has been proven to be a cunt?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

And why are they re-cycling guest acts anyway

Manchester count -2

[GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf]

Signing in, not been on the threads much this year, too fond of watching on sky + and skipping the ads and shitsingers witherings!

[GreenyEyes]

Where is it tonight does anyone know?

Looks like Cardiff

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Oh oh oh, we'll get the rejects song!

Who was bonkers in the auditions this year? I've forgotten.

[whiteandyelloworchid]

dermot is such a plank

hope rhianna wears more than just her pants

[MrsChristmasVamos]

I am here.

I don't care who wins.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Awww, Shitsinger. She was always good value

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

cardi- I do love Louis (off Strictly, before anyone gets confused). Him and Flavia make a lovely pair.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Greeny - I heard Bournemouth Civic Centre.

[MsElleTow]

Gary's farted!

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

I'll miss the batshit Scherzinger too.

[MrsChristmasVamos]

I wondered last night, if Chowmein is now a lamb shank, up from a lamb chop, does that make Schwarzerchops mutton ?

[whiteandyelloworchid]

er hate that hand holding crap, why do they do that!!

[cardibach]

Oh God, SHitz's dress is so tight! It'll cut off the blood supply to her vitals, which could be catastrophic on top of the COlumbian marching powder! Yay!

[GreenyEyes]

I'm not sure you know, could be Crewe

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Bless her, Dullisa still hasn't learned to walk elegantly. Looks like she's got an ankle tag on.

[GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf]

Isn't shitsinger doing next year?

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Oh no you'll have that daft bint in the body stocking

How many sequins did Dulisa have to nick from 99P shop decs to make that costume?