On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

whoopwhoopwhoop

pulls up a chair

hi everyone

doesnt seem the same on a sunday though

i prefer it on sat night with a takeaway

I was pleased, too, Raahh! I just want to see Louis's show dance he will probably wear a revealing outfit be awesome because of the gym-elastics

I'll miss old Shitzy if she doesn't come back next year, the crazy mofo

Rhianna? Didn't we JUST have her? With her Broight lakka DYEmond?

I FUCKING HATE RIHANNA

Which is good, as i have a nanfucker sized hole to fill with bitchiness.

That sounds wrong, doesn't it

Do you still love Nanfucker, YellowOrchid now he has been proven to be a cunt?

And why are they re-cycling guest acts anyway

Manchester count -2

Signing in, not been on the threads much this year, too fond of watching on sky + and skipping the ads and shitsingers witherings!

Where is it tonight does anyone know?

Looks like Cardiff

Oh oh oh, we'll get the rejects song!

Who was bonkers in the auditions this year? I've forgotten.

dermot is such a plank

hope rhianna wears more than just her pants

I am here.

I don't care who wins.

Awww, Shitsinger. She was always good value

cardi- I do love Louis (off Strictly, before anyone gets confused). Him and Flavia make a lovely pair.

Greeny - I heard Bournemouth Civic Centre.

Gary's farted!

I'll miss the batshit Scherzinger too.

I wondered last night, if Chowmein is now a lamb shank, up from a lamb chop, does that make Schwarzerchops mutton ?

er hate that hand holding crap, why do they do that!!

Oh God, SHitz's dress is so tight! It'll cut off the blood supply to her vitals, which could be catastrophic on top of the COlumbian marching powder! Yay!

I'm not sure you know, could be Crewe

Bless her, Dullisa still hasn't learned to walk elegantly. Looks like she's got an ankle tag on.

Isn't shitsinger doing next year?

Oh no you'll have that daft bint in the body stocking

How many sequins did Dulisa have to nick from 99P shop decs to make that costume?