X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

I do like George!

I think they made a wrong move last night, doing a hatchet job on nanfucker is just stoking the fire for a barrage of phone votes.

The Babyshits back in Somme Clay yellow, good to see.
And they let PrettyHarryShit sing! Maybe a bad move, that.

Jesus, this is shite.

My Chowmein/bomber jacket theory is proven again I see.

Tulisa actually looks nice this evening

Not a fan of this song. But I do know it had a tune when Mr martin wrote it.

What! Are we getting Bruno Mars Bar, Ri-Ri AND Coldplay? Bloody hell. Was it a buy 2 get 1 free offer?

PrettyShit did 'sing' in his own way, bless.

DS2 is sat here saying, that's terrible. All of them sounded rubbish.

James Arthur and jahmene would be an interesting bottom two....

You can see why HarryShit isn;t allowed to sing in their competition songs!

I think next year, for CIN, there should be a sponsored slap of Nanfucker's face!

chipstick nooooo. Mind you, this is the country that has gagnam style as most watched video, and where TOWIE is popular, so anything is possible.

A recap? good-o. It's been a while.
Then an ad break please, so we can gather our thoughts. Don't rush us.

I always hope that when they say 'here's everything you need to know about last night' that this thread will appear on screen!

Oh I think I've just got it! They were 'singing' a Coldplay thing? We haven't actually GOT Coldplay. No they really shouldn't let Pretty Shit sing on his own.

God, I'm really excited about who might go!

It's wide open!

Ooo Chowmein with his '10 notes when one would have done ' shizzle.

James is really starting to grate on me

Evening all.

Was Louis carrying shitsinger back stage then? She was definetly slurring.....

Yes every hour, ever minute seems to last eternity

Sniggering at FerNanDo again now

I agreed with Dullisa- shocker.

Sorry, the sight of Nanfucker made my hands shake too much to type accurately

One of Union J looks like a ventriloquist dummy, like he has a hand up his arse. And he's not even the gay one. I'm not a fan.
For nan doe. Classic comedy

FerNANdo was inspired!

It's still funny even now