X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

[MsElleTow]

I don't think DS1 has any idea Rhianna is on, he has gone out running!

[BloominMarvellous]

Nanfucker to go!!!

[GreenyEyes]

Poor Bruno, his girlfriend would catch a grenade for him. Unreasonable bitch.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Evening all!

I can't stand Rihanna. The acts on XF are the same year in,year out.It's reallydull. Bruno Marrs again!

The way things are going, Shitsinger will be the only judge left with an act inthe final. That cannot happen,so Rylan to go. And Nanfucker.

[Katiekitty]

Snap... Crackle... and POP!

[GreenyEyes]

*wouldn't.

Tut.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

He could catch her on iplayer later MsElle?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

One week, someone will leave a banana skin on stage and Dermie will fall onhis arse.

And I will laugh.

[scentednappyhag]

I love Tulisa's dress tonight though

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Who would win in the most pissed/ stoned/ incoherent sing off? Shitsinger or Rihanna?

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Shits has come as The Bride of Frankenstein

[MsElleTow]

I think he does that often enough Jessie!

[GreenyEyes]

Vair Veronica Lake, I like.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Louis looks resigned to something. Is Shitsinger getting married?
Bazza looks smug. Well, smugger. Bad sign?

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Bruno Marrs and incredible. Not two words I'd have used together.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Missed Tulisa's dress. Has she got a bra on tonight?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Looking forward to the mash up shriek of group song...

[chipstick10]

I think James will be in the bottom two.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Rylan is very restrained in his outfit. They all look very Man at Burtons

[Katiekitty]

Boys have all got their coats on.

In case of having to make a sharp exit later on.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Nooooooo- Coldplay and RiRi on the same show.

paralympic closing ceremony flashbacks

[BloominMarvellous]

My ears!!!!!!

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Oh good, Coldplay.
NanFucker the only man more incomprehensible than Chris 'Tedium' Martin

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

louiswalsh I heard if you lick Rhianna you get stoned....
Or Chlamydia. One or the other.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Ooh, they let PrettyShit sing!