X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

Don't anybody buy that Olay stuff, it's 50mls of air!

I had a conversation about Nanfucker with kids at school, and so nearly called him that.

Is it really true that Nanfucker is topping the voting every week?
How?
I'm getting worried now.
Suppose he won?
And there's like a lack of balance now there are no women left.

He looks like one of those posters in sexual health clinics warning you about boys tricking you into catching STD's. nanfucker looks like a similar one warning about stranger danger.

My Wilf is very excited about Rihanna being on. He was very disapointed last year as she kept her clothes on!!

Where did you see that beagle??

I don't pay attention in the adverts, I'm looking for new cushions and am agog at the thought that peopl buy Christmas ones!

linerunner trying to avoid thinking about it to stop the flashbacks......
But he was a bit of a tortured soul. One of those that wrote poetry, so perhaps there is something in a name!?

Sorry, but there wasn't anyone else this year who was a) slightly hot b) not jail bait or c) not gay. Except Borelow, and as much as I love Take That, he is at the bottom of the shag list.

@Greenyeyes

I really believe he's winning the public vote. Him and chowmein have never been in the bottom two.

Lottie, I have two teen boys who like Rhianna too, especially when she has hardly anything on!

I HATE this song. The way she says 'shine bright like a diamond' makes me actually, genuinely, properly stabby.
I hate all her songs, but LOATHE this one.

Oh no, I forgot about the Diamind song

You can tell she doesn't do her own cleaning and laundary with those nails......

Fuck's sake love, enunciate.

DS1 said all songs seem to be about diamonds or fire at the moment.

ARGGGGGGGGH SHe's doing the Diamind thing

Water and electrics-- oh goody

Oh good lord braaaiiight like a diamond want to lay her out

She sounds like fricking BJÖRK

Raaah :)

Here comes role model of the year and abstinence spokeswoman Rhianna. In a pair of tights by the looks of it.
Wtf she looks like a lacey chipolata hooker cross breed.

ARGGGGGGGGH it's coming again

"DH" has just suggested a get a dress like hers...

Yeah I'll wear it round Sainsburys shall I?