X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

[BellaTheGymnast]

Ooh, remember the horror when Cheryl Cole sang on X-Factor? (or indeed at any other time?)

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Beverley KNight turned on the lights last week in a local town, the paper says she sang THREE songs. Did we know she had them?

Dullisa will be miming. And shit. I saw online she was now the most googled woman this year, overtaking KateM, and how that meant she was top of the urban pops and so dahn wiv da kidz. Nothing to do with the sex tapes then?

[BellaTheGymnast]

Ah yes, the old "performing live" caveat. She'll be up there giving it loads to an entirely forgettable song, rough as a badger's arse, stopping mid chorus to give Wang a blowjob.

[LadyBeagle]

Apparently Rylan's already got a job.
He's filling in for Richard for a week while he's on a week's holiday on Daybreak.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

COME on youse lot. Don't make me start a thread again...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

couldn't wait