X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Is Bruno Mars just ripping off Sting, or morphing into him?
If it's the former, fair enough. But we can't risk getting another one.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Thanks fellowship that has been bugging me. It is so obviously a Police rip off but I couldn't place it.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Is it really 12 months since the Marrs was on this in a red suit, being a little Little Richard? Fuck, i'm getting old.

[orangeone]

Sue I'm telling you 'James Arthuring' something is not necessarily a good thing. Especially when it originates from a slightly grubby young man.....

[LineRunner]

Escaped from Broadmoor more like.

[GreenyEyes]

Oh yeah Louis just like IGNORE me saying it

[Flumpyflumps]

What if te unthinkable happens and rylan and nanfucker end up on the final, hee hee, just saying.... Might be funny just for comedy value!

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

louiswalsh It's Don't stand so close to me I think.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

He was a Little Little Richard.

Now it does look like they're all having the most marvellous fun. Which, as they keep telling us, is what it's all about, no? Anyone can be a pop star, if they want it enough, have wanted it their whole life AND are prepared to have So Much Fun Up There.

[CuriousMama]

GreenEyes I just thought the same thing! Thought it sounded like the Police totally.

Blooming, nanfucker was harping on about Ella going not being his fault, was very arrogant about it.

[Katiekitty]

Just refreshsed this thread and it said it had gone!

[GeraldineAubergine]

Dermot has curiously meaty thighs.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I'd like to find out what it'd be like to be James Arthured. Cor yeah.

[LineRunner]

Was your James Arthur a bit grubby, orangeone?

Or just this one?

Or perhaps all of them.... How strange would that be. Like all Gary Barlows having an internal fight with a two-finger kit kat.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Rylan and nanfucker in the bottom 2 would be great- providing they both go. Shitsinger's head would blow up.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Flumpy don't even THINK it! It couldn't happen. Could it?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Urgh, Rhianna. Who, according to the Sidebar of Shame earlier, was tweeting pics of Chris 'Cunt' Brown asleep in bed.

[MsElleTow]

Ewwwww fellowship, you'd need a bath in carbolic after. He looks bloody filthy to me!

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Ah look the original Nanfucker was just on, ol' harry Wand Erection.

[MikeLitoris]

I cannot abide bruno sodding mars, purely because he is used for the hold music in work.

Anytime I hear him I break out in a cold sweat.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Jesus, I've had the 'Why you don't want to be shagged by Pinhead' argument on FB today, don't make me repeat it here
Honestly. It's nasty.

[tigerdriverII]

Is Bruno a Borrower? Just askin

[Flumpyflumps]

As dullisa keeps reminding us Jessie anything is possible in this competition!!

[directoroflegacy]

Bruno Marrs has sold 53 million records
53?????

[GreenyEyes]

Don't anybody buy that Olay stuff, it's 50mls of air!