X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

Is Bruno Mars just ripping off Sting, or morphing into him?
If it's the former, fair enough. But we can't risk getting another one.

Thanks fellowship that has been bugging me. It is so obviously a Police rip off but I couldn't place it.

Is it really 12 months since the Marrs was on this in a red suit, being a little Little Richard? Fuck, i'm getting old.

Sue I'm telling you 'James Arthuring' something is not necessarily a good thing. Especially when it originates from a slightly grubby young man.....

Escaped from Broadmoor more like.

Oh yeah Louis just like IGNORE me saying it

What if te unthinkable happens and rylan and nanfucker end up on the final, hee hee, just saying.... Might be funny just for comedy value!

louiswalsh It's Don't stand so close to me I think.

He was a Little Little Richard.

Now it does look like they're all having the most marvellous fun. Which, as they keep telling us, is what it's all about, no? Anyone can be a pop star, if they want it enough, have wanted it their whole life AND are prepared to have So Much Fun Up There.

GreenEyes I just thought the same thing! Thought it sounded like the Police totally.

Blooming, nanfucker was harping on about Ella going not being his fault, was very arrogant about it.

Just refreshsed this thread and it said it had gone!

Dermot has curiously meaty thighs.

I'd like to find out what it'd be like to be James Arthured. Cor yeah.

Was your James Arthur a bit grubby, orangeone?

Or just this one?

Or perhaps all of them.... How strange would that be. Like all Gary Barlows having an internal fight with a two-finger kit kat.

Rylan and nanfucker in the bottom 2 would be great- providing they both go. Shitsinger's head would blow up.

Urgh, Rhianna. Who, according to the Sidebar of Shame earlier, was tweeting pics of Chris 'Cunt' Brown asleep in bed.

Flumpy don't even THINK it! It couldn't happen. Could it?

Ewwwww fellowship, you'd need a bath in carbolic after. He looks bloody filthy to me!

Ah look the original Nanfucker was just on, ol' harry Wand Erection.

I cannot abide bruno sodding mars, purely because he is used for the hold music in work.

Anytime I hear him I break out in a cold sweat.

Jesus, I've had the 'Why you don't want to be shagged by Pinhead' argument on FB today, don't make me repeat it here
Honestly. It's nasty.

Is Bruno a Borrower? Just askin

As dullisa keeps reminding us Jessie anything is possible in this competition!!

Bruno Marrs has sold 53 million records
53?????

Annoying VO5 woman can you kindly give it a rest now please?