X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

Rylan has been on a number of reality shows-he's not bothered. He'll do anything.

See y'all next week folks

Pleasure as ever ladies.

Digital spy alone have got nanfucker to the final.

Heaven forbid Nanfucker gets to the final- but who should he duet with? I think they should bring Rylan back,just for that

Or Jane MacDonald.

Oh well. I'm a c'leb now.
Eric out please.

I don't dare do Digital Spy. How mad are they?

Raah, excellent thought.

Who will they get to duet with ANY of 'em. Well, the Babyshits will get Westshoite or the Wandies, obvs. or JLS. but the rest?

Are the people on Digital Spy voting 'cos they like him or doing that silly 'let's get back at Simon thing' that's done every year, chipstick?

See you next week ladies

katy perry hasn't been on yet, this year. Chowmein loves her

The Wombles with BabyShits, and Gaga with Pinhead.

Digital Spy people are some way beyond weird. But gratifyingly easy to wind up!

They seem to really like him ladybeagle. He's got some hard core fans over there. Scary.

Reckon Nanfucker will duet with Jane Macdonald.

He'd make a great evil cult leader, would NanFucker.

Ah bless look what Nanfucker's done!

'Songs for my Nan'

That's a stocking filler for Nans everywhere, who think Daniel O'Donnell is too urban

I have had a terrible thought, being as the final is in Manchester. They might roll out Russell Watson. He's a creepy fucker.

My dad's uncle used to be his agent, apparently terrible claimtofame

Their song titles weren't as good as ours, MsElle

Russell W IS a creepy fucker.

It's a match made in Heaven,Sue

According to my dsis who met Daniel O'Donnel, he's lovely.
He came to her work, (she works with people with LDs) who all love his music and he spent ages with them and couldn't have been nicer.
I don't think he should be compared to Nanfucker, who is clearly a cunt.

Ah, now. I sold Daniel his own cd. Which I thought was odd. And he was very, very 'do you know who I am ' (at 6 inthe morning,ffs) er,yes, it's you in the crap jumper on the cover. It coloured my view of him,rather

I bet he was buying the cd and paying for it for a little old lady that didn't have any money, and he was going to sign it for her , Raah.
Anyway, in the latest news, Jane Macdonald has just offered, live on Loose Women to duet with Nanfucker in the Final.
This got a rather large cheer from the audience .
Can You Imagine???

do you think Jane has been reading thread? Jane does appear to be able to take the piss out of herself, though. I doubt Nanfucker would get the joke

Maybe they could do a new series of The Cruise or whatever it was called and sail Nanfucker far, far away....

They'll 'I Know Him So Well'. He'll do the Elaine Paige bit, obviously.