X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

Why did BubleShit not audition alone? He could be BritishBuble.

LadyBeagle Rylan's song was 'Wires' by Athlete. My fave song ever. Even Rylan's version made me cry.

Louis's convinced Rylan's going.

That's because they have saggy crotches, Bella. No teenage boy ever wears trousers to the top of his legs.

"An amazing career in television"

If louis had sent Rylan home in the first week- we wouldn't have suffered this far.

Is Louis talking about the sing off or who wanked him off best earlier?

I love Rylan. He seems so nice.
Never want to hear him sing again though.

He's like the Jolly Silver Giant

"You are all shit, who cares."

I could be a judge.

How is she STILL calling him RylanD?
Thick as mince, Dullisa.

I think it's just the rest on stage are midgets. Dermots not very tall anyway.

Did she just call him ryland?

She always calls him Rylan-d!

ITS RYLAN FGS NOT RYLAND!!!

Oh hooray.

Nooooooooooooooooooo

They knew they were going to send him. The way they spoke about him in the past tense before they even voted.

Her nan shops in Mataland.

Stop cheering Raah

I think they made the right choice, but Rylan does seem a genuinely nice chap.

Is it me or is Tulisa as thick as pig drool?

Rylan, Tulisa, not RylanD.

It matters not, he'll be doing Xtra next year. Or ImaSleb. Or BB. Or all of 'em.