X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

Oh dear, can we please all vote for anyone other than Nanfucker, next week repeatedly please?

At least it didn't go to deadlock.

Bye bye Rylan!

Aw, he's dead nice isn't he?

ooh, Shitty looks like she needs a top up....

Meanwhile Nanfooker's getting it onnnnn with his nan

Oh he's a sweetheart. He is very gracious. TOWIE here he comes

Nicole looks really rough side on.

Fellowship we need a plan.

I'd love Rylan to go in the jungle. Can you imagine the trials

Nanfucker is going to win. Hear me now, he will win

Rylan's already got a career mapped out for him, I think.
Not as a singer, but he'll be all over the telly like a rash.
Cleb Big Brother and The Jungle next year probably.
He is a nice bloke but he's also a fame whore.

NanFucker will be in trouble now.
Oh no, Dullisa 'singing' next week. It'll be all urban and Camden and shit. Word.

I don't want Rylan to go!

I dont think he is any real sort of singer (although I loved his 'Wires'

But he is a gentleman, and have a feeling if it had come to the wire, he may of bowed out rather than the group being knocked out.

He's obviously very sweet and lovely.

I was actually surprised how sweet and gracious he was in leaving.

No Lucy, Melanie or Primark One on t'tour then?

Which channel is crickley hall on? Beeb1?

Unfortunatly I fear this won't be the last of Rylan we see on our screen. However, if he doesn't sing he could be quite good....

Right off to sort out the laundary - been ignore machine beeping at me for half an hour but it's doing my head in now. See you next week. Been a pleasure ladies....

Nanfucker can't get to the final. It's in Manchester. We won't let him in.

Has it stopped now? Oh good.

Found it!

See you next week.

Pleasure as always, I'll miss this when it's over, every year I think MN Isn't the same without you lot on a Saturday!

How tempting is it to go to the live tour just so I can throw shit at Nanfucker and have a You fuck ya Nan banner?

I'm setting my speed dial for James.