X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Delurking to lol @ recall!

As much as it pains me to admit it, he's about the only one who's sung in tune all night

I really don't like him!

I really like James Arthur.

I quite like this

let's face it- everyone else has been shoite. And no rap!

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Rubbish.

does he ever do a cheery song?

do you reckon James smelled of biscuits at school?

I really like him

Was he the last then, as I have run out of wine.

Utter bollocks. As usual.

Did Tulisa just ask him if he'd seen her festival sex?

He's a gawdawful old whinger with the face of a slightly squashed squirrel.

Everyone has been dull tonight (contestants, not on here )

Dissappointed.

Spot on, Ru-Sue.

He took Adele and swagged then freaked her?
I don't know what that is, but I'm warming to him.

Pinhead goes stratospheric

If he is the future of music, then I am having my ears amputated tomorrow.

Me and DH just asked in unison

'wtf is dubstep??'

What has Nicole got on her hand. Is it a tag?

If he's the future of music I'm very glad I'm pretty old

Sue- i have just choked on my drink.

Oh- if Dullisa thinks he's urrrban- i've gone off him

'Mylove' yeuch.

Wouldn't know dubstep if I tripped over it.old

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rudolph

I am going to make tea and toast. Anyone like some?